WATCHING NOTORIOUS IS DANGEROUS
01.19.09
Four people were stabbed at a party in Brooklyn that billed itself as the official after party for the premiere of Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious.
Police said Saturday a 21-year-old victim stabbed numerous times was in critical condition at Brookdale Hospital. Three others were stable.
While the party had been promoted as the “official” after-party, “Notorious” distributor, Fox Searchlight, said it was not related. [Yahoo]
Meanwhile, there was also a shooting at the theatre where Notorious star Jamal Woolard was making an appearance in North Carolina. Boy, what’s the world coming to when you can’t go to a movie about a rapper who died violently without people getting violent. I never thought I’d say this, folks, but today, Joaquin Phoenix is ashamed to be a rapper.
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I find the news of this stabbinghard to believe, I bet someone just fell on a knife by accident.
Black people be stabbin’?
And then that popcorn was all POP POP!
Quit poking fun at J-Phoe. He can wrap…..
his lip and 1/2 around my dick.
The Mighty Feklahr wonders if blacks are as mystified and confused about whites as we are by them…
This is almost as bad as the opening weekend of “Marley and Me,” where 5 people in theatres were bitten by puppies.
Or “Paul Blart, Mall Cop,” where 3 innocent bystanders were run over and killed by ushers on Segways.
“Let me get a box of JuJu beans, a large Cherry Coke and a Glock 23, please.”
Biggy wants to know “Where all the
white womenCOTW at?”My rap name is DJ Diagonal Dick.
Oh movie studios and their creative marketing.
It was related because the stabbing was done with Angela Bassett’s dick.
This wasn’t a violent crime. It’s Brooklyn’s new way of reviewing films. And I must say that four stabbings out of five is quite impressive.
Biggy wants to know “Where all the white women COTW at?”
End of today or tomorrow. I’m waiting to see if I get any DVD emails, otherwise I don’t have a prize.
Fox Searchlight is quietly putting out a hit on the West Coast Warner Bros. studio. That shit don’t go unanswered, yo.
I think I heard somewhere that the Notorious B.I.G. was a fat guy.
Aw, Lince lourves us!
Don’t worry Vince, I don’t need an actual prize.
That’s cool. I was just wondering. Not like I’ve even been nominated in weeks now. Fucking kids are killing my funny.
Lesser-known friends of all of the victims are becoming famous as we speak. It’s called Biggie By Proxy Syndrome or Diddyism for short.
I’m pretty sure that global warming was caused by cremating this fat fuck. I think I saw it in a documentary called “An Uncomfortable Fit: The B.I.G. problem”
So one of them will write a tribute song with a hook stolen from The Police?
My money’s on “Don’t Stab So Close to Me.”
You know what else is fuckin dangerous? The top thread Over There.
In a completely unrelated story that probably isn’t important, Lil Kim is sitting at the airport with a ticket to Botswana. Which, it just so happens, is a non-extradition country.
When reached for comment, Ma$e asked if you’d like extra butter on your popcorn.
P.Diddy invented the documentaremix.
Dor sho gha! Got a little Rader in ya?
(work safe, regardless of content warning)
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As if there weren’t enough reasons to NOT see this garbage!
When reached for comment, Craig Mack, wanted to know the “flava” of my ear.
This is why whenever I have to go to heavily populated Democrat areas, I always grab my S.I.G.
That’s nothing. 12 people actually killed themselves halfway through the movie when they realized they had been watching Paul Blart.