Tony Jaa is back in Ong Bak 2, which just released a trailer (no U.S. release yet, opened in Asia last month). One thing you should know about Tony Jaa is that you should never f with his elephants, unless you want to get kicked in the face a lot. As far as the trailer goes, I’d probably say something about the grammatical correctness of the title card “REAL FIGHT.. IS BACK!”, but I’d rather not taste the business end of his “tiger-taming staff.” I asked your mom about it, she said it’s no fun. What was I saying? Oh yeah, DUDES FIGHTING ON TOP OF ELEPHANTS. …hold me.
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Who wears short shorts?
Hmmm… Elephants and Taiwanese people? I’m still sticking with today’s “Things that are bad for dogs” theme.
Get a haircut, hippie.
Ouch, he broke my leg!
Little known fact: if you bring an XBox controller to the movie, you can totally change the ending.
But seriously, aren’t all boners violent?
Admiral Ong Bak thanks this is a trap.
Ten to one says most of us FDers will order some sort of Gook, err Chink, err Oriental take out tonight.
Burnsy, my boner is violet. By which I mean, I have the daughter from the Incredibles tattooed on my cock. Her force field is tattooed on my balls.
I fight on top of elephants every Friday night around 2:30.
I wonder what the Swedish Chef would call this movie.
Have we settled whether those were real elephants or just prosthetics?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
I’d rather not taste the business end of his tiger-taming staff.
That, sir, is why you’ll never be Siegfried.
My boner is a lover not a fighter, thats why I have Quagmire tattooed above it. True story.
Tony, if you like elephants so much, why do you walk, run and jump on their backs?
Ow, he broke my arm!
BAAK GWAI!!!
You know what they say about guys who ride on elephants… they’re compensating for something else.
Tony Jaa’s sexual awakening was the Kate Capshaw elephant bukkake scene in Temple of Doom.
My brother and I once fought while riding an elephant. He kept pushing the bar forward, but I wanted it to stay up high.
New up for the ladies
Stoney-He almost gets that joke!
Stoney, that brings back pleasant childhood memories for me. Like this time last month where I met this pleasant child on the Dumbo ride.
Jump kick hard for elephants!
Tony Jaa has seen more dudes fighting on top of elephants than Springer.
Tony Jaa could stick a baby elephant with his boner and carry it to saftey while using his hands to administer pain massages.
Wow, they really turned up the heat on this new Bum Fights dvd. Look great.