Some geniuses in Mumbai have gathered to protest Slumdog Millionaire - because of its shameful depiction of people who live in slums. Depictions of them as dogs, you see. (Not a peep about being called millionaires.)
“I am poor, but don’t call me slumdog,” said Rekha Dhamji, 18, one of about two dozen slum residents who protested outside the home of one of the movie’s actors, Anil Kapoor. “I don’t want to be referred to as a dog,” she said.
Little known fact: Slumdog Millionaire‘s working title was actually Rekha Dhamji is a Dog.
“The film is going to be a terrific inspiration to kids around India. It’s a feel-good film, a film of hope,” said Kapoor, who grew up in a Mumbai slum [haha, he grew up ka-POOR]. He dismissed claims that the word “slumdog” was offensive. “Children from the slums are actually called much worse names.” Screenwriter Simon Beaufoy said people should not read too much into the word. “I just made up the word. I liked the idea. I didn’t mean to offend anyone,” he said.
Other protesters held up banners reading “Poverty For Sale,” [?] and “I am not a dog.” One of them carried a puppy [which seems confusing...]. Nicholas Almeida, a social activist who organized the protest, said he planned to file a lawsuit on Friday to get the name changed. [Yahoo]
Way to go Nick. While other lazy f-cks were off giving vaccinations and handing out clean water, you courageously crusaded on behalf of the downtrodden (or said you planned to, anyway). In any case, time to get a job, slummies. These soccer balls ain’t gonna sew themselves. Chop chop, time is rupees.


In a place where calling somebody a cow is a compliment, I don’t even know what to say.
India sucks. Except for the hot Indians. That don’t have hairy nipples.
Simon Beaufoy: Don’t these people have anything better to do?
Slumdog: No.
“I’m no slumdog, but I have resorted to eating them”
In fairness, Sanjay was carrying the puppy in his dancing condoms lunchbox. Even the protester on the go needs a hearty meal.
Before the protest can get started, all the people will need to get acquainted with one another. I foresee a lot of butt-sniffing.
Well there are hundreds of thousands of homeless people in Mumbai.It’s a lot easier to protest on the street when you don’t have to leave your house to do it…
This case was just settled. Beaufoy has agreed to change the title to Smelly Cocksucker Millionaire.
geez cant win…guess it’s back to calling them sand niggas
Don’t these people have jobs to . . . oh.
I motion* to change the name to “Doon-Coon Baller”.
*of the dismissive wanking variety
Burnsy: “Beaufoy has agreed to change the title to Smelly Cocksucker Millionaire.”
Matthew McConaughey isn’t going to be happy that they stole the title to his autobiography.
Also, rather than “slum”, we’re now calling it “Bollyhood.”
It’s just an excuse for them to discourage them from making a cartoon spinoff called Shantycat Hustlas.
Simon Beaufoy then added, “Fine, Rekha, point made, now go get me my goddamned paper and slippers.”
And I know what you’re thinking, “But, are we sure Matthew McConaughey sucks cock? To which I reply: how else do you think he got Satan to give him a career?”
Rekha’s right though; she’s not a dog. She is some fine benny lava.
In other news, the world is awaiting the release of Anil Kapoor’s new album Slum Life.
That crowd is going to have more Joes, Mikes, and Toms than a baptism.
They should all just get fucking jobs like me. I heard that India recently opened a new deli, I’m sure they’re needing help, so long as your lazy ass is willing to WORK.
Should have just called it Jihad in da Hood starring that great Bollywood/Rapper Ice Joob.
They did agree to change the title, to Slumdog Milkionaire. Boom, double the Oscar nominations.
First they’re angry that they’ve glorified the slums, now they’re angry that they’re referring to them as slumdogs. Argh my head hurts. Fucking hangover.
“one of about two dozen slum residents who protested”
1. If there are only two dozen people there, you can do an exact count–fuck “about”
2. there are over 1B people in India, so this isn’t much of a turnout. Indian phone booths hold more than 24 people.
Also, a doctor is going to perform 250 double mastectomies in Mumbai over Memorial Day weekend. Tune in for the Indian Nippleless 500.
Hundreds of canines are protesting Hotel For Dogs because they don’t want to be confused with Indians.
They don’t want this to be confused with the rapper biography “Snoop Dawg Millionaire.”
Or the tale of the wealthy tunnel-driller “Sand Hog Millionaire.”
Or the movie about the Dutch shoe manufacturer who made a fortune, “Wooden Clog Millionaire.”
OK, I’ll quit.
… or that French / Asian fusion restaurant, Slumdog Bouillabaisse.
“Slums” is an offensive term anyway. The correct phrase is now “Amenities-Challenged Urban Dwelling Area.”
I really hated how the tv show host in Slumdog pronounced “millionaire”.
That’s it. No joke here. Just wanted to share that with you.
Listen girlfriend, Michael Dell only gives you 3 hours off each week, and you’re wasting it on this epic display of “not getting it”?
“Thank you for visiting the Mumbai Cinemaplex. For the comfort of our guests, please silence all cell phones, pagers, call center headsets, sewing machines, crying babies, festering sores, and pet or parasitic rats and mice. For your convenience, restroom facilities are located wherever you happen to be.”
I hope all of the homeless people refuse to buy the special director’s edition of the DVD and only buy the regular one.