TRAILERS DEBUTING DURING SUPER BOWL
01.11.09
Besides Dreamworks’ special 3-D spot for Monsters vs. Aliens which will air at the end of the second quarter, Variety reports that the following trailers will also air during the Super Bowl:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (new)
Star Trek
G.I. Joe (new)
Angels and Demons
4 Fast 4 Furious
Land of the Lost (new)
And probably Up and Wolverine. Meanwhile, I predict that for every movie trailer, you will see at least two of those f-cking Geico ads with the stacks of money that have eyes. Goddamn those are stupid.
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Richard Karn, Home Improvement‘s Al Borland
How much would it cost to buy two minutes and 30 seconds to play this and then at the end put up a silent black screen with white text that fades in and says, “Buy a bike.”?
I just hope they play the commercial where the Dad find his Son’s stash and when the Dad confronts him, the Son says “You, alright. I learned it by watching you.”
What’s this Super Bowl thing?
Will Gerald Posner be in Angles and Demons?
Robo, that movie looks good.
That’s Hollywood trailer magic, Michelle. The movie actually sucks rhinoceros duodenum.
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The video was asking for it, dressed up all slutty and hot … right, Mr Mankini?
I would pay to see Kate Winslet forced at gunpoint to squat on her Golden Globe.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen = Robot porn
Star Trek = Nerd porn
G.I. Joe = Gay porn
Angels and Demons = Softcore porn
4 Fast 4 Furious = Car porn
Land of the Lost = Ferrel porn
And the worst part is neither of these genres could even give me a semi. I like my porn with whips, chains, donkeys and broken dreams. I guess I’m just old fashioned that way.
If we’re going to equate everything on this list to porn, then Wolverine is definitely for the ladies.
Even if my beloved Ryan Reynolds will be all scarred and fucked up.
Robot porn? HeinousMitch, you had better not be fucking with me…Lord knows I have been waiting for Robot Fucking. My. Whole. Life.
Don’t you mean Scarlett-fucked up?
Heath Ledger is dead and living burn victim, Micky Rourke is thanking his dogs. Where’s your Moses now?
A girl I know used to take pictures for a website where robots fucked women.
True story!
Robot fucking? BSG is coming back on Friday. Does that count?
Great. Now I can’t beat-off because…. I always feel like, somebody’s watching meeee
*Puts down binoculars and closes curtains*
Poor Pauly has no privacy. Oh-oh-oh…