01.31.09 THIS CAT IS SURPRISED BY THESE LINKS
The Black Freighter, the comic within the comic in Watchmen, hits DVD March 24th. I have no idea what that means. Where am I? What’s going on? Why’s my hand down your swimsuit? [UGO]
Broken Lizard’s Freeloaders has new castmembers. Meanwhile Freeloaders writer/director DAN ROSEN IS DEAD. I think. I dunno, I read it in the comments section of some website.< /self referencing > [THR]
It doesn’t matter what lines you write, this chick will act the f-ck out of them. Bet she’d be a great lay. [HolyTaco]
Trailer for Goemon. It’s live-action! It’s animated! It’s… Japanese! [ScreenJunkies]
For a movie with a title as awesome as Make Out With Violence, this movie sure looks boring. [QuietEarff]
The extended version of that Jason Statham Audi commercial. Says the Stath: “Oi, dat ain’ all dat’s extended, donnit?” [TrailerAddict]
From the makers of Saw comes… CHAIN LETTER! Okay, seriously? Now you’re just playing pin the horror on the stupid concept. [YouTube]
New Budweiser is made with footballs. [Atom]
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THIS CAT IS SURPRISED BY THESE LINKS
Danny L. Rosen = Sonny Randle.
Sonny Randle is dead.
Right before the credits roll at the end of Chain Letter a message pops up that says you have to get 10 of your friends to see this movie in the next week or you’ll have terrible luck. This will be the highest grossing movie of all time.
If Goemon makes twice as much sense as Casshern did… it’ll make half as much sense as the least coherent discombobulated mess by David Lynch.
Not sure if that makes sense. I’m bitter.
The Black Freighter rolls on 26’s, has a custom grill and a bag of chronic in the glove compartment.
Evertime I get one of those chain mail text meassges I reply “Send this to 25 of your Pauly’s and he will murder the fuck right out of you! LOLOMG666!”
Why don’t someone tell Hollywood that the majority of computers don’t say “You Got Mail” anymore. The AOL monolpoly ended about 10 fucking years ago.
Every chain has a link…
Every link is a life..
Break the chain, there will be pain.
Best trailer quote ever?
DeFrank, I wish your comments were interrupted by commercials.
My bad, I won’t be so chatty next week, I’m 3 painkillers from empty.
Try not to be so “breathy” and “alivey” next week either.
*winks*
Here you go Pauly. Read this in between each post:
At Summer’s Eve®, our mission is to
help you to enjoy being a woman.
To accomplish that mission, we provide solutions that keep you feeling fresh & clean by your standards and free from worry. We also offer multiple options so a woman can pick what’s best for her.
Fresh & Clean – by YOUR standards. Enjoy being a woman.
DeFrank gargles with Summer’s Eve.
TengoDooter,
Keep the fuck out of my journal.
Chod, you should keep your diary…I mean, journal, locked and hidden under your mattress.
So put a real lock on it. Anybody with a bent paper clip can open it. And did that scout master really do that to you at summer camp?
To my credit I only did that once, Pauly… and that was only because the ex-wife douched with Listerine.
Fuck Listerine.
That bitch should’ve gargled with Mr. Clean.
I heard Dan Rosen was in a car with Jerry Dorsey.
Dan Rosen’s sister is ready for when Y2K hits.
Great cat; shitty links.
I think you should have gone with the surprised ostrich, Vince.
Coke Badger may look surprised, but he’s just really fucking wacked.
Cupcake Dog is fuckin’ mesmerized by these links.
Cupcake Dog needs to keep his nose out of Coke Badger’s pockets.
Im starting to get these threads Meow-Mixed up.
I’ve just finished reading the original DAN ROSEN IS DEAD saga. His sister sounds like such a sweetheart, I want to pat her on the head.
Bravo, Jacktion! Bravo.
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