01.13.09 THE WHITEST MOVIE YOU KNOW
The Whitest Kids You Know are a sketch comedy group who’ve apparently had a show on IFC for three seasons now, though I still know them mainly as the guys behind “Slow Jerk” and “The Slapping Sketch”, both of which I’ve included after the jump. Watch them, they’re awesome, I promise. Meanwhile, the trailer above is for Miss March, written, directed, and starring Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore of the Whitest Kids, and Craig Robinson of The Office (as well as solid smaller roles in Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, and Zack and Miri Make a Porno). Miss March is about a guy who falls into a coma before he can have sex with his prom date and when he comes to four years later, she’s a playmate. And that becomes the vehicle for a wacky road movie about trying to get to the Playboy Mansion. Get it? Vehicle? Road Movie? Boy, metaphors, huh? What. Would. We. Do. Without them.
According to IMDB, it also stars Josh Fadem as “Flava Flav Kid”. I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that.
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Slow Jerk
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THE WHITEST MOVIE YOU KNOW
Holy Crap, slow jerk has me crying, that was hilarious.
I was known as “Flava Flav Kid” in middle school.
Only because I would put the Lik-A-Stik in my pee-hole before the Fun Dip.
My prom date said no before I could have sex with her… 4 years later she was engaged to some French Canadian guy
This is why they won’t make a biopic about me
I’ll comment in a second. I’ve gotta finish this gallon of PCP.
Well… that and nobody wants to see a biopic about a grad student
That looked so bad I kept waiting for Jamie Kennedy to appear.
is about a guy who falls into a coma before he can have sex with his prom date
This sounds like every ’sex’ dream I’ve ever had, ever.
If Flava Flav can get hot skanky bitches to suck him off, why can’t White Coma Kid?
MC HAMMER KID says: “Proper!”
I have never been with a chick who has ended up in Playboy or Penthouse, but i have seen pics of my mom from a few 1970’s Swinger’s mags.
If this doesn’t touch off a race war, it’ll surely lead to gun control.
SALT-N-PEPA KID says: “Sucky sucky!”
Hmmm…not sure what that means…
guy who falls into a coma before he can have sex with his prom date
This is why I don’t drink as much when I attend prom nowadays.
The Whitest Movie I Know? I’m gonna have to go with Powder. That dude was like a Nazi or something. I didn’t really see it, but I remember the commercials. And a deer. What the hell was that movie about?
Did you guys see the “cummel” story on Without Laughter? Dor sho gha! Uff might have a little Rader in him after all! (Just kidding!)
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unless the wayans brothers are wearing white face in this, I’m not interested
NEw uP, Honky’s.
“Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.” –> so is Eddy curry the black HAL 9000?
Whitest Kids is fuckin hilarious. Jewtube alla their shit. I especially love Sic Semper Tyrannus, their Lincoln assassination bit.
That was your mom, Kurgan? She seemed nice.
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