01.22.09 THE BEST HACKED ROAD SIGN YOU’LL SEE TODAY
The fine folks over at i-hacked.com have an article that begins “*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***”, which then goes on to tell you the best way to tamper with these signs. I like their style. Though I worry that this sign in particular could lead to more assholes like this. Hey, nice zombie outfit, did you make it out of your old ‘Vote for Pedro’ shirt? Anything else you’d like to ruin for everyone?
UPDATE: Commenter Stone Soup writes: “Vince, I’m partial to this low-tech hack.” Touché, sir, touché.
[Thanks to the svelte, Axe-scented Ufford for the tip]
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THE BEST HACKED ROAD SIGN YOU’LL SEE TODAY
If there were more space it would read “Zombies, Remove or Destroy Ahead”.
Fuck you if that joke sucked.
Zombies give great head
Prove it.
Dog will hunt!
That’s Brain Lane.
Standing around with blank looks on their faces, shuffling back and forth looking for something to eat and essentially just taking up space with no real sense of direction or purpose. So how are zombies different than highway construction crews?
“What you’re gonna wanna do is go down to Lincoln and hang a left. Ask the guys on the corner for a guy named Pookie. He’s usually sleeping in an old Fairlane up on 42nd Street. Tell him you know Junebug and he’ll tell you where my cousin LeRon at. Once you get to LeRon, run. Because he’s gon eat yo brain.”
There’s another sign about a quarter mile before this one that reads: “What’s up aheeeeeeeeeead, up aheeeeeeeeeead…”
Dolores O’Riordan does not Durst.
Vince, I’m partial to this low-tech hack – http://tinyurl.com/caslhw
That sign was on I-55 outside Chicago last year and caused a near-riot during rush hour. After that incident, the state of Illinois passed a harsh law making tampering with those signs a Class A felony punishable by mandatory jail time. The kid who started the whole mess wrote a book about his experience, called Romero and Joliet: A Tragedy.
Jesus, Stinky – did you pack a bag before you started the journey to that punchline?
I’m ashamed of how much effort I put into that one, Stoney.
What’s in-a your heeeeeeeeeeeeeead, in-a your heeeeeeeeeeeeeead, ZOMBAY! ZOMBAY! ZO-OM-BAY-AY-AY-O-O-O!
I take girls on roads that have signs that say “SPEED HUMP”. Then I say “Do mind if I do!” then hump them real fucking fast.
Them throw them out the car while it’s still in motion.
I drove up to a road sign that said “Do Not Pass”, so I stopped.
The only way this pic could rock more is if you superimposed a jew getting his dick bit off by a nazi zombie.
So that town is filled with this years Academy members?
I’ve seen the “zombie parade”…so I joined in and ripped open an old woman’s head and started eating her brains. Then it turns out they were actually just emo asshole students! Like, OMG! Do I ever have egg on my face! (Actually it was the medulla…)
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