THE BEST FAKE SPIRIT TRAILER YET
01.13.09Remember that For Your Consideration Spirit trailer I posted a while back? The one that just compiled the bad reviews? This one’s like that, but a lot better. It’s from Black20, they of Quantum of Bonds and Journey at the Center of the Earth. They managed to find better quotes. Quotes like, “This movie was so good I’m spinning in my goddamned grave,” says Gene Siskel.
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Sorry I’m late, the Toronto mob had me and I had to use a Terminator-sized vibrator to break out. What did I miss?
Rather than verbally respond to this trailer, Frank Miller just drew a picture instead. It looked like:
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Also – Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland.
That was so funny. Whoo.
Damnit Maxwell!
Correction: it was :( on a white piece of paper, and the mouth was red.
Was that from Black20 or Chodin?
Hey Mr. Trailer Guy–I heard this film was a lot like “Sin City.” True or false?
@Al: Sorry. I mean, take that! I mean, what?
/”Al” looks like “A.I.” kinda. Oh man did A.I. suck.
“And a Special Guest Appearance by Jack Black as Shirtless Dancing Guy!”
Corrected correction–this movie was *much* funnier than Spin City.
Oh man did Al suck.
Dude, that’s not even the first time I’ve heard that TODAY.
What?
What Al sucks I knew it
Oh you mean A.I.
Hugh Laurie trusts aintitcoolnews.
Why were the shirtless men dancing to my ringtone ? Where am I ?
When Hugh Laurie asked Frank Miller what he thought about House, Frank Miller drew a picture of the Underworld trailer.
Frank Miller’s Crayola crayon box came with 64 colors……
but he only needs three.
It’s not his fault, Pauly, his retarded assistant ate the other 61
Frank Miller = Shaniqua on her rag
Comparing The Spirit to Sin City is like comparing piss to lemonade, and by that I mean they’re both good in small doses.
HAhahaHAHAhahaahhohohohoooooohe hehe he!
That was fucking hysterical!!
{Points to old lady that just tripped over the curb and spilled her groceries}
No, not the video, can’t see that, but old people eating shit is always a classic!
HeinousMitch, nothing compares to piss.
*kicks off comboy boot and fills it up with piss, chugs*
Fucking Canadians, stealing other people’s catch phrases.
Canucks are sneaky. They blend in and look like normal Americans and then “BLAM!” the start saying “aboot”.
The guy that ran our big raid in LOTRO was Canadian. One of the bosses yells “I’ll gnaw your bones!” when he does his big attack, and the leader would always call out, “LOOK OOHT! GNAWING BOHNES!”
That being said, I have made numerous Canadian friends online, and they have all been really REALLY cool people. Speaking truthfully here, Canadians just don’t seem to have the hang ups (intellectual and otherwise) that many American seem to have. They are genuinely decent people, and I like them a lot.
The only exception was that fat club-foot Cheetos retard I blogged about that one time, but, being the way she was, she could have just as easily been from Northern Minnesota.
Hey now! Let’s not start bashing on Canadians here. Some of my ancestors were Canadian way back when.
And every one of ‘em had the good sense to fucking leave Canada.
This is true, Fek. However, I fucked a Canadian once, and he was a total dork. And a bad lay. Oh well.
Eib-Was it Sexman? Chris Benoit?
Adrian Adonis died in Newfoundland. That doesn’t make him a Canadian.
Fake spirit got me kicked out of cheer camp. That and all the sodomy.
Who do I have to fuck here to prove Canadians are fantastic lovers?
*raises hand*
I had a Canadian lover once. Average grade? I’d give him an “Eh”.
Yeah that was me, Chino. Ah, how quickly they forget.
Hey you know what Burnsy missed out on? An Al-Chino threesome.
What a dumbass.
Red ties are great at hiding cum stains
Bruns-if that is true, He discommodates you from the BTK Raders. TURN IN YOUR VAN KEYS!
We coulda had an Al BuChino.
Oh, if you’re in the Midwest 3, you get kicked out of that, too! Turn in your white pillow-case with eye-holes!
He passed on an opportunity to be in the Middle of a Western Threesome.
The cream of an Orgy-o cookie?
HAHAHA. Yeah, double stuff.
In some respects, this trailer is FAIL, because now I want to see what all the dancing is about.
Let’s be fair about this, Chino: helping his mom move boxes for an entire week was an excellent excuse to bail on sex with us.
“Helping his mom move boxes”? Is she a lesbian wrestler?
Moving one’s mother from an ice-box to a rocking chair for a week is honourable.
@madman–you don’t get kicked out of cheer camp for sodomy, you get kicked out for dropping the spirit stick. Which, actually, may be a euphemism for sodomy.
BTK, BOOSH! on the “Double Stuff”!
Aw did you include the U just for me?
I heart you, Fek.
Yes, he temporarily lost his senses and started including extraneous letters. It’s when he starts caring about junior hockey championships that we’ll have to put him down.
BK – “temporarily”?
You know, relative to where his senses normally are. Listen, I will not apologize for the Klingon. Midwest represent.
Also: Americans aren’t into Junior Hockey because they aren’t any good at it.
I’m into Junior Tonsil Hockey. I think I’m pretty good at it, too.
Juniour hockey is the fucking shit! The Mighty Feklahr saw this juniour team playing at the mall once, they were beating the other team so bad they PULLED THE GOALIE.
I have a gold medal in tonsil hockey. It’s shaped like a bottle of Boone’s Farm.
BTK, Klingons use “u” properly, and prefer the metric system.
Wow! You must be really good! The only prize I won from playing tonsil hockey was mono.
Consequently, “pulling the goalie” is a lot like “slapping the salami”, or, if you are Canadian, “Bopping the Butter Tart”.
Fek, you just dipsy-doodled your way right into my heart.
The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
slapping the salami=tapping the maple tree
GRRR…BUTTER FARTS!!!
Al, I will check you into the boards if I see you. No matter where were at.
*Plans to Malarchuk Al*
I just saw Gran Torino…
Ya buncha zipperheads!
El Topo, Wanna come over for some barbecue?
Just keep your hands off my dog.
I would like some fancy sauce.
Donk, when you gonna ask Yamyam out? Eggroll pussy…
*Plans to stay the fuck away from Donkey*
The boarding sounds like fun though, Pauly.
Something smells good…
Al, is that you?
{busts through wall Kool-aid man style, panting heavily}
Who… the fuck… said… three way?
*Walks softly into thread*
*Slowly raises shaky hand*
*Shits pants and runs softly out*
durst
My asshole is extremely hairy.
Shut up idiots. I’m figuring out the lyrics to “Stairway To Heaven” over here. He definitely says:
“…and the diaper will leave you 2 raisins,
& a new day old dong for those who hang long,
And the whoriest will shit in your lap sir”, then something about “a muscle in your bunghole”. Those were some fucked up hippies.
Does anybody remember “lap sir”?
Is it possible to make a movie as unintentionally hilarious as 300?
Or is this one just so awful that it’s not even funny?
I hope that the dances are all part of the fight scenes, like in West Side Story.
That movie rocks!
Patty, 300 brings all the boys to the yard.
Actually, most of the people I know who liked 300 are women. And it has less to do with the quality of the film and more to do with mostly-naked guys.
I got lured into a fake Spirit Trailer at a church fete once.
Don’t remember much, but I bet they were fake Spirit Hands too!
I think I know why Will Eisner isn’t spinning in his grave. Frank Miller has the corpse pinned and is shitting in its mouth.
I don’t know much about NASCAR. A bunch of cars go ’round in a circle for, like, five hundred “lap sir” something.
*puts head in hands*
Fucking shit.
No, no, no, no, NO!
I’ve got veto power on any and all pun wars that come through here.
Shut it down.
Oh my God, Jeff Foxworthy, I love your work!
Take that back, Patty, or you’re dead2me.
Hey Patty…..
Nevermind.
How dare you not detect my text-based sarcasm!
You have to do it like this:
[sarcasm]
Oh my God, Jeff Foxworthy, I love your work!
[/sarcasm]
I’ll let it go this time.
It won’t happen again, sir.
Patty Boots, please excuse me for addressing you directly, as I am a complete stranger to you:
I’d just like to know if that is Anna Friel in your avatar. Cheers.
Hoey, is that Hellboy and a Jonas Brother (Joe, I think) in your avatar?
I like to call him “Bizarro Selma Blair”.
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Sorry to any guys (or girls) here who have a thing for Selma.
I was gonna submit my previous comment to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but they rejected it because of the “not knowing much about NASCAR” part.
Uh…er…um…what I meant to say was that I DID submit my previous comment and they WOULD’VE rejected it.
Fuck it, I’m going to bed.
Must…
…break…
…100 comment barrier!
Phew! My life’s work is done.
See you chumps on the other side!
So…
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…anyone up for a game of Travel Scrabble?