01.30.09 *TAKES GIANT BONG RIP* …WHOA.
After the jump is a video that defies description. I have no idea who made it or what it is, other than an aphrodisiac. The title at the beginning says “My Dark Horse is Horny”, and it’s about… a flabby Salvador Dalí… who rides a horse on the beach… On top of a girl in a semi-sheer top …Look, it’s hard to describe, but trust me, it’s awesome. I have my fingers crossed that it’s a trailer for a modern retelling of Zardoz.
UPDATE: It’s a commercial for Diesel Jeans, apparently.
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*TAKES GIANT BONG RIP* …WHOA.
My dark horse is horny for white bitches.
Huh?
If you watched this, you have 7 days to live.
Whatever it is it’s making me horny.
This is a literal interpretation of a night-mare.
WIN: “If you watched this, you have 7 days to live.”
40 of Old E for my Dark Horse.
DeFrank…
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9031&cp=3#comments
You all know that Rob Pattinson is playing a young Dali in a new movie right? I’m thinking this might be a trailer…
Donk. DeFrank.
GET A ROOM!
Is Donk up for a threepeat thanks to DeFrank? Only time will tell! Tune into the first COtW of February 2009 to find out! It’ll be an early Valentine’s theme for lovers.
No can do, Pauly. Chodin’s passed out on my bed right now and he’s going to be pissed if I bring somebody back there and wake him up.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the CotW Of Our Lives.
If I was Flabador Dalí, I’d turn in that neck brace into cash at Cash4Gold.com
It’s fast. It’s easy. And the gold kit is free.
Donk & DeFrank sitting in a tree L-I-C-K-I-N-G-E-A-C-H-O-T-H-E-R-S-B-A-L-L-S
All hail Bad Horse.
Heehee, Donk ricks barrs!
I agree, Pauly. I sent in the wedding ring from my first marriage and I got money the very next day!
This was Nick Cage’s screen test for National Treasure 3
Jesus, guys, this was my tribute video for filmdrunk. Ugh, I figured you would recognize that was me. I mean, I only winked at you like 40 times.
This is what Doc Ellis saw when he pitched against Rollie Fingers.
This is actually a viral video for Sasha Baren Cohen’s next movie: Carlos - Artsy Movie with Mustache For Make Great Benefit Genital Herpes.
He shouldn’t be allowed to top with that flabby gut.
Introducing the world’s smallest toilet seat
I think that what this guy is trying to say is that he’s rooting for the Cardinals.
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