SUPER TROOPERS GUYS’ NEW MOVIE
01.07.09
Michael Clarke Duncan day on FilmDrunk continues with the trailer for Broken Lizard’s Slammin’ Salmon, so grab yourself a Quizno’s flatbread sammy and enjoy. For those of you not in the know, Broken Lizard is the comedy team that shot to fame with Super Troopers, then decided they wanted to go to Hawaii and hang out with naked chicks all day and made Club Dread. Then they made Beerfest, a movie about drinking games. Their movies are stupid (save for the some scenes in Super Troopers which were legitimately brilliant), but sort of endearingly stupid. Like, that joke sucked, but I do respect that you didn’t try very hard.
The premise of this one is that former boxing champ Cleon Salmon is offering $10,000 to the top-selling waiter in a one-night-only contest at his restaurant. Sounds great, but I wish Farva would go back to acting like Farva.
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I don’t want a goddamned large cola, Farva! I asked for a LITER O’ COLA!!
So you’re saying Broken Lizard ain’t so funny meow?
It stinks like sex in here.
Slammin’ Salmon is my porn name.
The big reward is $10,000? So, this is set in 1969?
Spoiler: Ryan Reynolds wins, then is killed by a vindictive Morrisette.
Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think?
Broken Lizard is, in my opinion, a classic case of the bath outlasting the bubbles.
Banner Pic: Barbaro the night before the Kentucky Derby.
If your bath outlasts your bubbles, you didn’t eat enough beans.
*puts black dude on horse between black dude on Harley Davidson and black dude driving a jacked up four wheel drive pickup on his list of shit that don’t look right*
I know, J! Also on that list, a black dude with a crown. I mean, who would put a black dude in a position of power?!
I’m kind of sad that the restaurant isn’t Shenanigans.
*puts black dude on horse between black dude on Harley Davidson and black dude driving a jacked up four wheel drive pickup on his list of shit that don’t look right*
Add black dude at metal concerts to that list.
Banner Pic: Michael Clarke Duncan is given the award for having the most pieces of flair at the local Chotchke’s franchise.
This looks unapologeticly mediocre.
Is that Pam Grier in the background? It really looks like it, sceptre hair.
*rubs Trisha Posner’s anti-aging cream on his dick while making a pouty face*
I’ll only see this movie when it comes out on Clockwork Orange’s ‘watch this against your will’ channel.
Broken lizard movies are only good when they involve gecko rapes.
Broken Lizard is a comedy team? Why in MY day, comedy teams had real name, like Monty Python’s Flying Circus, the Ace Trucking Company, or the Ritz Brothers.
Pfftt!
Slammin’ Salmon is what Led Zeppelin did to that chick at the Edgewater.
nameS ^ except nobody will read this because there is a new post, dammit
“I’m in town to play the Dolphins, you dumbass.”
Whoops, wrong Farva.
“Littering aaaaand? Littering aaaand?”