01.15.09 STARS WARS, BY SOMEONE WHO HASN’T SEEN IT

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Back to Devry for you.

Someone ought to kick Lucas right in the balls. Just saying what we are all thinking…

Your mom goes to DeVry.

I’ll watch it in a minute, but at what mark does she say how much it sucks?

I go to the University of Phoenix, but yet i live in KY.

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Are you coming on to me?

You are a Devry.

I live through this everyday at lunch when my boss argues with Glen about topics neither of them have a clue about. I’d love to animate that.*

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*kill them

I bet she thinks Greedo shot first.

I saw “Star Wars” a couple of years ago. Man, it ripped off “Spaceballs” so much! Mel Brooks should sue or something.

I go to ITT Technical Institute just for the hoes.

“You are a Devry.”

I bet you felt that one right in the nutsack eh Vince?

Burn.

MY mom DOES go to DeVry. She’s training to become a long-haul trucker. Wanna make something of it?

Seriously, it’s better than her current demeaning, low-paid job as an internet blogger.

THE POSTED CLIP EXPLAINED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN’T WATCHING IT AT WORK BECAUSE HIS BOSS IS STANDING IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO HIM:

Looks pretty funny. I like the disco ball.

I bet she thinks Greedo shot first.

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Dor sho gha!

*fires up van*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCHHHH!!!!!!!

*comes to a screaming halt and backs up*

Wait, where the qovlpath does she live?

Stoney-He may have to add “animate” to the Drunxicon!

MIZ, I second your description.

I bet she thinks Greedo shot first.

Srsly, though, you guys shouldn’t joke about that around Him. You never know when He is one Romulan Ale away from stepping off that ledge…

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Oh, wait, sure you do…it’s called, “ALWAYS!”

Fek, I had a post that specificially referenced you there, but it was long and boring so I went with the shorter version and let you handle the leg work.

I have never seen any of the star wars movies, hardware wars on the other hand.

If I had the chance I’d piss in Lucas’ C-3PO shampoo bottle.

That’s was hilarious, but my description of the movies wouldn’t be any better than hers. That shit came out before I was born, and I’m not some adolescent straight boy who yearns for a movie with hero’s journey structure to tell me I’m “The One”. Same reason I don’t give a shit about the Matrix trilogy. And Robert McKee can kiss my ass.

/serious cat

Donk-just post it next time. I love forshak like that.

Robo-It hurts His feelings when you call Him “straight”. :*(

But Panda, what if YOU’RE the ONE?