Here’s a clip of some outtakes from Pineapple Express (trailer, review, Huey Lewis theme song) as part of the promotion for the DVD, which comes out today (thanks for sending me a copy, assholes). To me, making comedy is kind of like making sausage. I don’t necessarily want to watch what goes in it or see how it’s made, I’d rather wait for the finished product so I can stick it in my ass. Wait, what?

SNAUSAGES!!!
It came out yesterday.
Vince’s sausage?
This movie made my pot dealer hike up his prices.
I saw this movie high as fuck and I still remember liking Step Brothers alot more.
I like the title better as;
Some Boring Pineapple, Express Outtakes.
Don’t know why, but it makes me think about fucking a pineapple and premature jizzing.
It came out yesterday.
No, that was you.
Gran Chorrizo…
What does it mean that Vince sent me the Hickory Farms sausage selection for Christmas?
He wants to sodomize you… duh!
Al with the BOOSH!
Well, DM, what happned to thembefore I got them?
No, that was you.
Let me tell you how things work in America, missy.
DVD’s and CD’s (or onlne album releases if you prefer) come out on Tuesday, and that’s the way we like it!
There are a few notable exceptions, like Spider-man, which came out on DVD one year after it’s theatrical release.
Oh, wait.
You were calling me gay, weren’t you?
You may wanna smell them first, Eibz.
I’m sorry, I saw no pineapples in that clip*. More false advertising. The “boring” part was correct, however.
*To be honest, I only watched 40 seconds of it though. And I didn’t really pay attention even then.
Wait, come to think of it Eibz, that would be sausage and cheese in a box… that ain’t sodomy.
In that clip where the guy can’t stop laughing? It’s because he’s not watching this shit.
I’ve seen funnier unexplained shadows on X-rays of my chest.
I’ve seen funnier Amber Alerts.
I’ve caused funnier Amber Alerts.
You know what’s funnier than this, that chick that kills her husband by lighting his balls on fire.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473345,00.html
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