01.02.09 ROBOCOP RIKEY FRIED CHICKEN

The sequel is even better. This time, the family doesn’t HAVE flied clicken, they only have kim chi. So Lobocop rips off their heads.

WHAT? THE? FUCK?

When reached for comment, Peter Weller was quoted as saying “I’ll suck your dick for some of that flied chicken!”.

It’s a lot like The Ring but you know, with chicken and stuff.

Robocop isn’t stealing their refrigerator. He’s taking it with him to store all the cats he’s going to hunt and bring back to the nice lady that gave him fried chicken.

This would explain the nightmares I’ve been having since my trip to South Korea as a child.

The commercial that airs in North Korea has Kim Jong Il stepping through the television, walking up to the stove, grabbing a box to stand on, then shooting the mother in the head for not using government approved cooking oil and chicken.

I also have nightmares about JCVD as a popsicle.

When he tries to do a split, he breaks in half, and I put half of him in the freezer to save for later.

Like i don’t know he’s really going to fuck that refrigerator…i mean he’s a robot, what else is he going to do with it? i’ve seen Heavy Metal like 30 times, i know what’s up.

Dead-a oll arive, you’ll coming-a with-a ME!

Oh, that’s nothing. Peter Weller has been living in my basement for the past eight years. When asked for a comment, he replied, “Yeah, fuck ‘em. At least I wasn’t in…[coughs up blood]…the god damn third one. Where fuckin’ Robocop flies. Pussy ass bullshit. [vomits bile] Now, directly in the vein this time, like I fuckin’ showed you.”

What they don’t show is after Robocop picks up the fridge, the little boy makes a move to try to stop him. Robocop punts the little fucker into the drywall, then turns to the little girl and says, “You’ll move, cleep”.

Spike Lee can’t decide whether to complain about or be grateful for the lack of a black actor in this commercial.

“Breaded and fried, you’re coming with me!”

True story: Peter Weller has a Masters Degree in Antiquities and is currently a professor at Clemson University. He has also hosted Engineering an Empire on the History Channel for the past year or two.

*/serious biographical info*
*resume dick jokes*

Shit. Sorry. Syracuse University.

Robocop must have acquired a taste for fried chicken during all of the warrants he served back in New Detroit.

Too lacist?

New up.

They probably got the fridge idea from Robocop 2:

“Go fuck a refrigerator, pecker neck!”