Only two velvet jackets?  Such restraint.  (picture courtesy of JustJared, obviously)

That I searched for Golden Globes pictures and the first thing that popped up was a shot of the Jonas Mannequins should tell you just about all you need to know about this retarded farce.  In other news, Katie Holmes is looking really bad these days.

List of winners after the jump, plus, see Demi Moore present Heath Ledger’s Best Supporting Actor award to Chris Nolan.  Such a surprise that Ledger won.  Took a lot courage to pick him over Tom Cruise in a fatsuit, I bet. Also, if anyone could tell me what the hell’s going on here that’d be great.

Best Motion Picture – Drama
* Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
* Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia!

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
* Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler
Leonardo DiCaprio – Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Sean Penn – Milk

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
* Kate Winslet – Revolutionary Road
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kristin Scott Thomas – I’ve Loved You So Long (Il y a longtemps que je t’aime)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
* Colin Farrell – In Bruges
Javier Bardem – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
James Franco – Pineapple Express
Brendan Gleeson – In Bruges
Dustin Hoffman – Last Chance Harvey

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
* Sally Hawkins – Happy-Go-Lucky
Rebecca Hall – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Frances McDormand – Burn After Reading
Meryl Streep – Mamma Mia!
Emma Thompson – Last Chance Harvey

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
* Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight (Posthumous)
Tom Cruise – Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr. – Tropic Thunder
Ralph Fiennes – The Duchess
Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
* Kate Winslet – The Reader
Amy Adams – Doubt
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler

Best Director – Motion Picture
* Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
Stephen Daldry – The Reader
David Fincher – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard – Frost/Nixon
Sam Mendes – Revolutionary Road

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
* Slumdog Millionaire – Simon Beaufoy
Frost/Nixon – Peter Morgan
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Eric Roth
Doubt – John Patrick Shanley
The Reader – David Hare

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
* “The Wrestler” – The Wrestler
“I Thought I Lost You” – Bolt
“Once in a Lifetime” – Cadillac Records
“Gran Torino” – Gran Torino
“Down to Earth” – WALL-E

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
* Slumdog Millionaire – A. R. Rahman
Changeling – Clint Eastwood
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Alexandre Desplat
Defiance – James Newton Howard
Frost/Nixon – Hans Zimmer

Best Foreign Language Film
* Waltz with Bashir (Vals im Bashir) • Israel
The Baader Meinhof Complex (Der Baader Meinhof Komplex)- Germany
Everlasting Moments (Maria Larssons eviga ögonblick) –Sweden
Gomorrah (Gomorra) — Italy
I’ve Loved You So Long (Il y a longtemps que je t’aime)_- France

Best Animated Feature Film
* WALL-E
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda