PRAYERS ANSWERED: GHOST RIDER 2
01.29.09Ghost Rider, the film which may have permanently melted Nic Cage’s forehead, will have a sequel. Bloody-Disgusting reports that Cage will return as the star and that Columbia Pictures is currently looking for writers. In the 2007 original, Cage played Johnny Blaze, a stunt motorcycle rider who won a race with the devil or something like that which sounds like it was written by the dumb brother in Adaptation.
No word yet on a possible plot for the sequel, but if I can be permitted a suggestion: Ghost Rider 2: Eyes of Noctum.
*singing death metal* I once vacationed in hell / We stayed at the Weston Cage…
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I think Nicolas Cage should really throw himself into the role and disappear completely into character this time and actually set himself on fire.
Why did he pass on Ghost Rider of Girlfriends Past? He would still get to say “you’re going down.”
And there would still be burning.
Banner pic: (to be read in “speaking to a baby” voice)
“How big is forehead? How big is forehead? SOOOOO big! SOOOOO big!”
That dude from Limp Bizkit was awesome in the original Ghost Rider.
Finally! The sequel no one wanted or cared about is here!!!11!1!!!!
*Jumps into threshing machine*
I tried calling 1-800-555-0199 to let the producers know just how bad their driving was but all I got was a message telling me to “Eat Shit.”
Ghost Riderz in Da Skyz.
*Kneels, puts hands together, looks skyward*
no, No, NO! I asked for a replacement for the guy who was writing my autobiography for me, not this shit!
Nic’s son should be in this. Then it could be “Ghost Rider Meets the Phantom of the Park.”
If I’m ever casting a guy whose primary super power is “Mean Face” I’m calling Gerald Posner, not Nic Cage.
It’s odd how almost everything unpleasant in my life is associated with one form or another of the phrase “burning sensation.”
Looking for writers? Why don’t they just let Nic Cage improv it? That’s what they did for the first one, right?
This time they should get a more believable body double for when Nic Cage is standing shirtless in front of a mirror. I suggest Chyna.
I can totally see this as a coproduction with PBS and CBS. “Ghost Rider and Ghost Writer vs. Ghost Whisperer and the Ghostbusters.”
BrocknRoll can now confirm that Eva Mendes has confirmed her involvement in Ghost Rider 2 (working title, Ghost Ride the Chain Whip), sources close to Eva said, now that Eva has finished The Spirit she is keen to jump right back into another expensive comic turd. When asked for comment, Peter Fonda said, “it has motor bikes in it right? Yeah, then I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be in it.” He then showed our reporter his Easy Rider Oscar.
Easy Rider didn’t win an Oscar you dumb bastard. Next time think your shit through before you submit a comment
I’d like to think there isn’t a sequel and it’s just an elaborate prank to set Nic Cage on fire.
Yes, yes, but will there be a bear suit? AND what gal is he punching this time?