“And now, ladies and gentleman, he will make this stupid face for the entire movie”
“Social Activist” and Slumdog Millionaire critic Nicholas Almeida is making headlines again – not for actually helping the poor of course, but for more meaningless publicity whoring.
Almeida has announced that he’s naming stray dogs after those involved in the film to protest against the title.
Nicholas Almeida, a social activist and slum dweller himself, has filed a complaint in a local court against director Danny Boyle, producer Christian Colson and the distributor, saying the film’s title was damaging and discriminating.
“When the British ruled India, they called Indians ‘dogs’. Why do we want to call these poor children ‘dogs’ 60 years after we got independence?” Almeida, an elected member of the city civic body who lives in a suburban slum, told Reuters. [Yahoo]
Who’s this “we” you speak of, guy who lives in India but is named “Nicholas Almeida”? Also, have you ever had a dog? Being compared to a dog isn’t a huge injustice, because dogs are f-cking awesome. If I was walking down the street carrying a bucket of water, and Nicholas Almeida was on fire in front of me on the sidewalk, and across the street was a dog, I’d drop the bucket and go pet the doggie.



Fuck dropping the bucket, that poor doggie might be thirsty.
Is that Dennis Miller with a hair helmet?
To protest actors becoming rappers, I named all the rabbits in my neighborhood “Joaquin.”
Fuck India, that country sucks.
It smells like shit, they hate hamburgers and their women have hairy arms and nipples.
I’d rather set up camp in a dirty asshole than that hell hole.
Who cares, Pakistan will fry this guy to a crisp within the next three years anyway.
That’s some luxurious bouffant the quizmaster is sporting there.
We wanted to do the same with Stray Cats, but Brian Setzer threatened to kick his ass.
Danny Boyle: “Oh man, I can’t stand this Nicholas fellow.”
Woman: “Hu…mmm…huh?”
Danny Boyle: “Naw, don’t you worry about it, whore. Just remember to favor my left nut.”
Man, after the end of the Sopranos, Steven Van Zandt kept running that “They pull me back in!” joke into the ground, didn’t he?
I think that guy’s focusing on the wrong word. you can call me pretty much whatever you want, as long as you give me a million dollars afterwards.
Well, I know one slumdweller that won’t be getting scratched behind the ears when I visit there…
Nicholas Almeida would have shit curry over the film’s original title: “Only Way Out Of Poverty In India Is Through Improbable Success On Game Show”.
Didn’t they fucking invent firehoses to take care of dirty fucks like these?
Almeida, an elected member of the city civic body who lives in a suburban slum
Is this still the lowrider post, or do I need to start reading complete sentences?
Why can’t he just be like other elected politicians and have gay sex?
Nicholas Almeida should focus less on the title of ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ and more on those bumps at the head of his dick.
What if the doggy was thirsty? I’d take the bucket with me.
Damn, I should read these things first.
That wolfman gameshow host is giving me bolly-wood.
The Age newspaper gave this film one star. Madagascar 2? Four and a half. I’m trying to say something here but it’s too fing hot to summarise.