AICN today is claiming confirmation on rumors that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost would play the Thompson Twins in Steven Spielberg/Peter Jackson’s Tintin movies. A TimesOnline article would seem to corroborate. 
…Pegg trots over to the motion-capture set for the ET director’s latest project – the first in a trilogy of Tintin movies. [Spielberg to direct the first, Peter Jackson the second] “Steven’s smoking a stogy, cap on head, like he’s always been since I was a baby [?],” Pegg says, shaking his head in wonder. “I shook his hand and chatted about films. He gave me the motion-capture camera, and I had a play around with it. Then he said, ‘Hey, maybe you and Nick Frost could play the Thompson Twins.’ In Tintin. A Spielberg movie. To work with him is beyond .. . ” He trails off, lost for words.
I don’t know much about Tintin other than that it’s a Belgian cartoon from like a billion years ago that’s been made into a couple different TV series and everyone seems to care about it. You might also wonder how Ginger Pegg and Fatty Frost will play twins. The answer is that the film will be motion capture, so they’ll be sort of animated. Also, the Thompson Twins weren’t twins either. In fact, there were three of them. In conclusion, the 80s were stupid.



Hold me. Now.
Lame! My first choices were the Kipper Kids, followed by the Barbarian Brothers.
Followed by the Two Stooges.
That is so fucking disturbing I can’t stand it. I didn’t click on that link first, I swear to god.
I guess nobody saw Speed Racer. Which proved that this formula doesn’t work. Because nobody saw it.
In related news, Ricky Gervais and Colin Firth will play Scritti Politti.
I can make no sense of this.
Banner pic: Frost does his impersonation of Pegg’s girlfriend’s asshole.
In related news, Amy Winehouse will play “Sea Hag” in the forthcoming “Popeye” movie starring Jason Statham.
OK, I made that one up.
I just wanted to type Oingo Boingo.
I would totally fuck Nick Frost, so long as Simon Pegg agreed to watch.
Well, this is awkward…
Problem with a Belgian cartoon is getting the syrup in every frame.
Coincidentally, Pegg & Frost sounds like the name of a band from the 80s.
That Times is a smooth corroborater.
Looking at that picture of the Thompson Twins reminds me to be thankful that I came out of the 80′s with my buttcherry intact.
Coincidentally, Pegg & Frost sounds like the name of a band from the 80s.
Or a gay sex act. From the ’80s.
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