OH MY GOD
01.21.09
I hope you’ll excuse my non-film-related tangent while I bring you a breaking update on JESUS CHRIST ON A CHRYSLER! So the internets tell me this is Mandy Sellars, who suffers from a medical condition known as GIANT F-CKING LEGS.
“And people can be very cruel. I was in a park a few months ago when a group of teens started pointing at me, they were saying to each other, ‘Look at the size of her legs.’ I wish they could experience how it feels to have strangers laugh at you. I don’t mind curiosity – it’s the laughing and nudging that gets to me. ”
She has never had a firm diagnosis, but it could be linked to Proteus syndrome, which causes abnormal skin and limb growth. John Merrick, the Elephant Man, is believed to have had it. [Mirror]
Wow, this really makes my dangly scrotum problem seem trivial by comparison. I wish her nothing but the best, and I don’t see any reason she can’t lead a reasonably happy, productive life. I mean, look at JLo.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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I saw a documentary on her on TLC.
I’m definitely a leg man but that’s fucking ridiculous.
*puts on his vagina bib*
Saddle up, Manda! Ol’ CCH smells a challenge!
Didn’t I see this lady in a Supergrass video?
Manda Sellers tried out as a clown for the circus, but they said they didn’t have any shoes big enough for her.
Er, Mandy. Whatever, legs like that ain’t interested in spelling. They’re only interested in someone climbing them to the top and planting the ol’ flesh flag.
For those that don’t get the joke.
Does she really need lifts?
Manda Sellers hates the movie Forrest Gump.
If it was up to Manda, the rec center would be shut the fuck down.
Mandy Sellers mother never should have wished for her child to have a leg up on life.
Clay Aiken was always an awkward boy.
“I was a normal teenager – I went out drinking, clubbing and ended the night with a kebab.”
Is that the British way to say she got spit-roasted?
What’s the opposite of a badonkadonk called? I believe that’s what we’re looking at here.
Mandy Sellers’ father was an ent.
I’ve seen this before, she’s allergic to bees, but only from the waist down. Kind of like Michelle Rodriguez is with penis.
There’s not enough horizontal stripes in the world for Mandy Sellers.
Sir Mix-a-Lot just had an anuerysm.
Can’t she just cut them off, and get prosthetic legs instead? I’d think being the Terminator from the belly button down would be preferable to that.
Mandy Seller also has the world’s largest collection of MC Hammer pants.
Coincidence?
Fuck to the no.
She’d get picked on a lot less if she didn’t wear the same goddamn outfit all the time.
Lester
The documentary I saw was all about her quest for amputation. They’re so thick that doctors are worried about how they could safely amputate and there’s potentially lots of problems with prosthetics.
They could amputate at the hip but then she’d need a body brace to sit up and she refuses to be that disabled.
To which I say go fuck yourself big legged choosy bitch.
I bet she uses those fun house mirrors at home…
to snort coke off of.
Mandy Seller is the result of a Star Wars Geek impregnating his life size replica of an ATST.
The same shit happened to my third leg.
Call me, ladies and Jacktion!.
Gerald Posner likes to hang out with Mandy Sellers because it makes him feel like his face is normal sized.
Go-Go gadget legs!!
“I can usually take the taunting, but once this guy started following me around with a boombox playing ZZ Top on a loop. That really drove me crazy.”
If they have to amputate at the hip she could just get a little hand cart like the guy from Kids.
Mandy Sellers’ legs are what happen when ladies let Gerald Posner go down on them.
If she moved to Harlem, she’d have to beat off suitors with a stick.
Those aren’t Air Force Ones, they’re Fee-Fi-Fo-Fums.
With legs like that I’m sure she could lift a dumptruck on the leg-press
That banging sound you hear is R. Crumb’s erection breaking through the lid of his coffin.
If she moved to Harlem, she’d have to beat off suitors with a stick.
I hope it’s not the same stick she uses to wash her feet. Ewwww….
In an act of ultimate cruelty, Mandy’s hairdresser suggested the “Martin Short”.
I bet she looks like ED209 when confronted with stairs.
After Mandy Sellers got a taste for television fame, she was offered a part in the live-action game to movie adaptation, Shadow of Colossus.
Pictured: Bruce Banner when you only piss his legs off.
The J.C. Penny clerk whispered to Mandy that a striped sweater would “really slim down your body so that your legs look that much more enormous and grotesque.”
If she grew some tits she wouldn’t be any worse than that black chick from Reno 911.
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big.She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
This is actually a viral campaign for the new Transformers movie. Mandy’s other form is a parking garage.
Her toilet has outriggers.
Mandy suffers from the clap. Not the STD, but the clap from her thunder thighs.
After a few drinks, Mandy looks like a fish being eaten by a bigger fish, being eaten by a bigger fish, and so on.
“Excuse me, do these gray slacks come in bay window curtain sizes?”
Mandy Sellars is the back half of many parade floats depicting bovine mascots.
If science could only cross her DNA with a chicken it would mean the end of hunger in Africa.
Did she really need the high-heels? People in the Philippines need roofing.
I wish my shoes had velcro straps.
Tyranosaurus Sellers
Those shoes are custom made “Ughs”.
It must be the shoes!
To quote Weird Al, “when she sits around the house, she really sits around the couch in constant pain and torment”. Hahahah! What a crack up.
Paul Bunyan never thought of the consequences of his intimate relationship with Babe, the blue ox.
Mandy Sellars has never lost a leg wrestling contest.
As a young child, Mandy was able to simply tell her friends that her head and torso had been caught in a shrink machine. Once she reached adolescence however, she had to change her story to something a bit more realistic… Her Mother had had an affair with a love seat.
What’s interesting is, it doesn’t seem like her pelvic area was affected.
What I’m getting at is, my dick will look SOOOOOO much smaller between those thighs.
You couldn’t knock this bitch over with an ICBM.
I’ve heard of cankles before but thighkles is something else. Was her mom raped by an elephant?
Her snow shoes are screen doors.
She has two surfboards. She calls them skis.
If you did that scene from ‘Days of Tunder’ where you race sugar packets up her thighs, it would look like the Dakar Rally.
Good timing, J…
Legs provided by Six Flags® theme parks.
Those, my friends, are calf birthin’ hips.
*throws the Midwest 3 gang sign*
You know, I’m no Doctor or physical trainer, but I think her legs would be decidedly smaller if she wasn’t wearing shoes that weighed 85 lbs. a piece.
I bet she drives REALLY fast.
Mandy Sellers is the reason the thigh master has an “excessive use” warning.
New up.
She’d have to melt down at least half of the forehead of Madame Tussaud’s sculpture of Nic Cage to wax her legs.
Bill Gates wanted to help this guy with medical treatments, until he found out that he uses a Mac. Gates was Philanthropissed.
<i?they were saying to each other, ‘Look at the size of her legs.’
Um, maybe you’d prefer ‘Look! A two legged Centaur!’?
Fucking HTML. And eternal damnation.
Mandy Sellers gets comfort from knowing that we’re all going to hell…where she’ll be able to stomp on us with her gigantic fucking legs.
Mandy doesn’t have calves, she has steer!!!
Mandy couldn’t figure out why 3% of the UK population was black, but 100% of her ex-boyfriends were black. At first she thought it was because of her large lower body, but then she remembered she just really loves black cock.
Was she designed by Guillermo del Toro?
I haven’t fucked one of these yet…sup Mandy?
your all sick tight bastards i know this woman rot in hell nothin funny about this ur twisted
To wrong YOU’REs don’t make a right, Jasmine.
WRITE!
Wow, almost EXACTLY one year later. Nice work, Jasmine!
How’s Mandy?
And who you calling “tight”? That’s insulting.
I want to blast all you bad asses for slagging off this poor girl. What the hell has she done to you, that you should give such nasty vicious comments? Hasn’t she got enough trouble and strife? She has a genetic deformity, in her legs. You shameful lot seem to have a deformity between your ears. BE Nice for a change.
I’m with you Spazmodic. People are so judgmental, or just mental. They should spend some time thinking about others, and how they can easily bully the vulnerable. And Jasmine, thanks for standing up against these cyber trolls. I wanted to know how mandy was getting on, because I saw her program and was intrigued.
Well, this post certainly has legs.
Mrs. Sellars had enough of her husband’s childish ways and decided to put her foot down, and sadly became Widow Sellars.