01.21.09 OH MY GOD
I hope you’ll excuse my non-film-related tangent while I bring you a breaking update on JESUS CHRIST ON A CHRYSLER! So the internets tell me this is Mandy Sellars, who suffers from a medical condition known as GIANT F-CKING LEGS.
“And people can be very cruel. I was in a park a few months ago when a group of teens started pointing at me, they were saying to each other, ‘Look at the size of her legs.’ I wish they could experience how it feels to have strangers laugh at you. I don’t mind curiosity – it’s the laughing and nudging that gets to me. ”
She has never had a firm diagnosis, but it could be linked to Proteus syndrome, which causes abnormal skin and limb growth. John Merrick, the Elephant Man, is believed to have had it. [Mirror]
Wow, this really makes my dangly scrotum problem seem trivial by comparison. I wish her nothing but the best, and I don’t see any reason she can’t lead a reasonably happy, productive life. I mean, look at JLo.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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OH MY GOD
I saw a documentary on her on TLC.
I’m definitely a leg man but that’s fucking ridiculous.
*puts on his vagina bib*
Saddle up, Manda! Ol’ CCH smells a challenge!
Didn’t I see this lady in a Supergrass video?
Manda Sellers tried out as a clown for the circus, but they said they didn’t have any shoes big enough for her.
Er, Mandy. Whatever, legs like that ain’t interested in spelling. They’re only interested in someone climbing them to the top and planting the ol’ flesh flag.
For those that don’t get the joke.
Does she really need lifts?
Manda Sellers hates the movie Forrest Gump.
If it was up to Manda, the rec center would be shut the fuck down.
Mandy Sellers mother never should have wished for her child to have a leg up on life.
Clay Aiken was always an awkward boy.
“I was a normal teenager – I went out drinking, clubbing and ended the night with a kebab.”
Is that the British way to say she got spit-roasted?
What’s the opposite of a badonkadonk called? I believe that’s what we’re looking at here.
Mandy Sellers’ father was an ent.
I’ve seen this before, she’s allergic to bees, but only from the waist down. Kind of like Michelle Rodriguez is with penis.
There’s not enough horizontal stripes in the world for Mandy Sellers.
Sir Mix-a-Lot just had an anuerysm.
Can’t she just cut them off, and get prosthetic legs instead? I’d think being the Terminator from the belly button down would be preferable to that.
Mandy Seller also has the world’s largest collection of MC Hammer pants.
Coincidence?
Fuck to the no.
She’d get picked on a lot less if she didn’t wear the same goddamn outfit all the time.
Lester
The documentary I saw was all about her quest for amputation. They’re so thick that doctors are worried about how they could safely amputate and there’s potentially lots of problems with prosthetics.
They could amputate at the hip but then she’d need a body brace to sit up and she refuses to be that disabled.
To which I say go fuck yourself big legged choosy bitch.
I bet she uses those fun house mirrors at home…
to snort coke off of.
Mandy Seller is the result of a Star Wars Geek impregnating his life size replica of an ATST.
The same shit happened to my third leg.
Call me, ladies and Jacktion!.
Gerald Posner likes to hang out with Mandy Sellers because it makes him feel like his face is normal sized.
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