NWS TRAILER FOR THE INFORMERS
01.15.09Bret Easton Ellis wrote Less Than Zero when he was 21 about growing up in L.A., then Rules of Attraction about his Northeastern private liberal arts college, and American Psycho about living in New York in his 20s. He published The Informers a few years after that, a collection of short stories about L.A. in the 80s. Ellis co-wrote the screenplay for the movie, directed by Two Hands (a fun Aussie movie, check it out if you haven’t seen it) director Gregor Jordan. It premieres at Sundance this week and judging by the trailer, tells the story of what a fun time the 80s were, when guys with stupid hair did lots of drugs with naked chicks. Anyway, like I said, something something drugs and naked chicks.

I miss the 80′s. back then, i still had hair, was playing guitar in a shitty AC/DC cover band named Big Balls, and was banging fat chicks who had huge hair and wore striped spandex pants every night. and now, i’m balding, play with my cock through my pants pocket, and jerk off to fat chicks who walk past my window every night.
Has anyone heard from JHC?
Don’t be worried Al. According to the homeless guy that stands on the corner near my office, HE will return very soon.
Bastard never seems to want to tell me how soon though.
Bret Easton Ellis was okay in my book until I found out he killed the surviving members of Flock of Seagulls and made it look like an accident. Now I’m gunning for that bastard.
Al, you mean blackface JHC?
I thought it was really annoying how all the characters say “A licky boom boom down” after all their lines.
Cool this and the Rum Diary are movies I am actually interested in. Although Lunar Park was complete shit…
I don’t remember any “stupid hair” and “naked chicks” in the ’80s. Oh wait, because of “the drugs,” yeah, that explains it.
So, Reagan isn’t president any more?
I thought the 80s was a time when alien ducks saved the planet, played in rock bands and banged our women.
Juan, if it makes you feel any better, Reagan didn’t remember the ’80s either.
I spent the 80′s figuring out how my boner works.
I spent the 80s figuring out how Pauly’s boner works.
I licky boom-boom down.
N’up w/ blue man tits.
How old is Kim Basinger now, like 83? Cuz I’d still like to pee in her butt.
Kim Basinger’s vagina is where acting careers go to die.