NIC CAGE PICTURE OF THE DAY
01.14.09
This new Icarus Cage picture is either a publicity still from Kick-Ass, OR, was taken after Cage picked up a little girl off the street and was all, “Hey, little girl. What say I make us some tea* and then I show you where I keep the gatling gun?” Dude, that’s my move!
*It’s Rape tea.
[via Hitfix, couple more pics there]
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Cage: Won’t you be my neighbor?
Girl: Fuck off.
The Mighty Feklahr’s Rape Tee says, “Where’s the Beef?”
For a great rape tea, try Vaginal Lipton.
*buttons jacket*
Girl: I like my coffee like I like my men–huge fivehead and poor taste in scripts.
For a date rape tea, try Rohypton.
Submitted for the approval of the midnite society, I call this one “Awww Shit, it’s Nic Cage again, this time with some little brat”.
Nic Cage is so cool, he can say “teabag” around little girls and not get arrested.
I want to bang that chicks bangs.
Rape Tea? Nick Cage has so much class. Usually I cheap out and use ether…… or a bat
Nic Cage’s favorite flavor of rape tea is Earl Gay.
My rape tea may taste like engine coolant and wine, but I’ll be damned if that shit don’t work. Slut.
Cage looks like a stretched Linda Hunt.
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2007/10/23-End%20of%20Month/lindahuntheadshot.jpg
There’s an old Greek legend that grotesque hair lips can be cured with rape tea.
Banner Pic: He’s showing her what is inside his Pulp Fiction briefcase*
* It’s forehead.
I still just can’t understand hoe Nic Cage always looks like he’s wearing a disguise of himself.
What make Rape tea go down so well is the two tablespoons of ‘love’.
“hoe” does not equal “how”. bitch.
Before I fuck dead chicks, I always enjoy a tall, cool glass of rape iced tea.
Shit! I can’t believe I missed the Rum Diary thread…
Anyway.
Rum is my rape tea.
What make Rape tea go down so well is [my dick plunging the plaintiff's throat].
Rape tea is steeped through a torn cocktail dress to add that extra bit of flavor.
Nic Cage looks like what would happen if John Hurt’s forehead had a baby with John Voight’s forehead…
I use an Obama-Hope shirt for my rape tee, just to throw em’ off.
“Try this nice refreshing cup of herbal rape tea, it has mint, and Quaaludes, and Rufenol, and has a lovely aroma of Bergamont that clears the mind…. completely”
The problem with making rape tea is that you have to use twice as much as you would for regular tea. You don’t want to deal with the consequences of rape tea that isn’t strong enough to finish the job.
The problem with giving a girl rape tea is that she only wants it but doesn’t want to have to tell you that she wants it. You have to just give it to her and pray for the best.
Where can I get Rape Tea-bagged?
I prefer to give out rape hot chocolate with those little marshmallows in it.
@Pauly–quit asking for my work address.
Black Nic Cage gives out rape drink.
Rape tea? One hump or two?
or
*pours rape tea* I’ll be motherfucker.
I prefer a nice Starbuck’s Rapeuccino.
My Rape T says, “I pity the fool who asks for consent.”
btk, all these fucking motion ads are KILLING my work computer today.
“Mister Cage, why is the hamster hurting that other hamster?”
“No no, my dear, that is a natural and beautiful act. Did I ever tell you about the time I smoked PCP in a motel carport with Charlie Kaufman…”
Stoney, none of my ads are making a fucking motion.
You must have the special pornographic edition FD going on.
Also: new up, now in 3D.
Kool-Aid is the preferred rape beverage when you have to break through an unmolested structure.
great, there are so many fans of them on w-ea-lth-y-me-et-up.c-0-m