This new set of G.I. Joe posters features Duke, Ripcord, Baronness, Scarlett, and Snake Eyes, played by Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Sienna Miller, Ray Park, and Rachel Nichols, respectively. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Why are they dressed like they’re going Xtreme Motorcrossing?” To that I say: it’s a G.I. Joe movie from the guy who did Van Helsing. I’d be surprised if there wasn’t Xtreme Motorcross.
[via AICN]
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Wait, Marlon Wayans is in this?
I just went from zero interest to I hope the world ends before this is released.
So…I’m taking away from this that Storm Shadow went Ninja Ape Shit Crazy and decided to slice the tops of everyone’s skulls off at the eye level?
The commenters at gijoemovie.blogspot.com take great offense to that title.
I held a conference with all my G.I. Joes and by a show of hands (for those that still had arms), they unanimously agreed that this movie is going to suck.
More like G.I.Blows! Am I right guys?
I can only wish they were G.I.’s during the Civil War.
The Spirit of GI Joe!
You mean Sienna Miller took time off from sucking married cock to film this? What a professional!
Let the action figures hit the floor!!!
I think they all should have had to wear those big ol chicken cutlets Miller has in. Disarm the enemy with boobings!
Wait, this movie isn’t about Dr. Joe Slinford, the guy who performed my colonoscopy?
You’re in the wrong tract.
I wish they would have kept the original cartoon costumes…then found a way to cast Mr. Slave as Shipwreck
But(t), he had the right train(ing).
(get (it))?
Is it me or does the Cobra logo strongly resemble a vagina?
Why won’t I bother paying the 8 bucks to see this while it’s in theaters? Because I know it’s going to suck.
waiting . . .
Is it me or does the Cobra logo strongly resemble a vagina?
You should probably stay out of India…
Wait, Marlon Wayans is in this?
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GO JOE!
I was one second too soon Joker…
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GO JOE!
Where’s Ini when you need him?
Also, new up.