01.22.09 NAZI ZOMBIES COMING TO THEATRES
Død Snø, aka Dead Snow, a Norwegian film about Nazi zombies and the møøse who bit their sister, has been picked up by IFC Films. They plan a theatrical release later this year. I know I like to complain about zombies as a tired concept a lot, but that’s mainly because George Romero keeps trying to pitch them as a timely metaphor. The makers of Dead Snow clearly realize that zombies are much more effective as a metaphor for a guy getting blood puked on his face, or cutting off his own arm with a chainsaw. That kind of symbolism is as old as time. Older, even.
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NAZI ZOMBIES COMING TO THEATRES
You could use just that scene and earn a nomination for best short film.
I was gonna make a joke about BTK being equally timeless and relevant but I cannot find my fucking funny anywhere lately.
Zombies use way too much teeth.
Dead Snow? Thanks for informing me. A licky boom boom down.
This bløs.
Its behind the couch, Erswi, covered in spit up. Just wipe it off, it will be fine.
I do, however, like the concept of a killer møøse.
I’m confused by this movie, I thought the only things in Norway was hot blonde broads and vikings.
Burnsy, I said I was sorry, dammit!
True story, this is really “Valkyrie 2: Stauffenberg’s Revenge.”
Nazi zombies are a metaphor for communist werewolves.
“Ich bin nicht ein Berliner!”
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sex-and-city-stars-commit-to-sequel
More zombie bitches!
2:03 mark. The true origin behind Oscar Mayer Weiners.
Chino, if you had said, “A licky boom boom downer” I would have popped out of the snow and bitten your arm with love.
With a guest appearance by Shia Leboeuf as “Zombie Crotch-biter.”
I bet if you gave a zombie tapioca pudding, he would love it.
“Damn! I cut off the wrong arm!”
So you can catch it from oral?
I woke up this morning with my arm around a fat bitch. I wish I had that chainsaw to cut that arm off from under her.
I had to use a spork I got from the tub of KFC mashed potatoes she keeps bedside.
DONK SMASH!
Nazi zombies do the goosestep shuffle.
P.S.
I’m as hungover as a fat man’s fupa.
I thought zombies were a metaphor for meth-heads…
Nazi zombies prefer their brains with just a hint of carbon monoxide.
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