NAZI ZOMBIES COMING TO THEATRES
01.22.09Død Snø, aka Dead Snow, a Norwegian film about Nazi zombies and the møøse who bit their sister, has been picked up by IFC Films. They plan a theatrical release later this year. I know I like to complain about zombies as a tired concept a lot, but that’s mainly because George Romero keeps trying to pitch them as a timely metaphor. The makers of Dead Snow clearly realize that zombies are much more effective as a metaphor for a guy getting blood puked on his face, or cutting off his own arm with a chainsaw. That kind of symbolism is as old as time. Older, even.


You could use just that scene and earn a nomination for best short film.
I was gonna make a joke about BTK being equally timeless and relevant but I cannot find my fucking funny anywhere lately.
Zombies use way too much teeth.
Dead Snow? Thanks for informing me. A licky boom boom down.
This bløs.
Its behind the couch, Erswi, covered in spit up. Just wipe it off, it will be fine.
I do, however, like the concept of a killer møøse.
I’m confused by this movie, I thought the only things in Norway was hot blonde broads and vikings.
Burnsy, I said I was sorry, dammit!
True story, this is really “Valkyrie 2: Stauffenberg’s Revenge.”
Nazi zombies are a metaphor for communist werewolves.
“Ich bin nicht ein Berliner!”
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sex-and-city-stars-commit-to-sequel
More zombie bitches!
2:03 mark. The true origin behind Oscar Mayer Weiners.
Chino, if you had said, “A licky boom boom downer” I would have popped out of the snow and bitten your arm with love.
With a guest appearance by Shia Leboeuf as “Zombie Crotch-biter.”
I bet if you gave a zombie tapioca pudding, he would love it.
“Damn! I cut off the wrong arm!”
So you can catch it from oral?
I woke up this morning with my arm around a fat bitch. I wish I had that chainsaw to cut that arm off from under her.
I had to use a spork I got from the tub of KFC mashed potatoes she keeps bedside.
DONK SMASH!
Nazi zombies do the goosestep shuffle.
P.S.
I’m as hungover as a fat man’s fupa.
I thought zombies were a metaphor for meth-heads…
Nazi zombies prefer their brains with just a hint of carbon monoxide.
They do love their weiner pølser!
Any chick in this film would be a smorgas broad!
If I ever met George Romero, I would be obliged to bite a chunk out of his neck.
C’mon, don’t get lefse behind.
C’mon, only thing in them thar hills are trolls and ton tons.
This movie will be the BratWorst.
Nazi zombies
Nazi zombies are from GURRRmany.
I have a petrified woody for this movie.
Rejected tag line: Fright of the Luftwaffe
No meese were harmed in the making of this film. Dignity and self respect? That’s another story.
I can’t afjord to see this movie.
Zombie Hitler’s favorite cartoon was Pinky and the BRAAAAAAAAINS.
Durst yourselves, you zombie apologists.
PETA was OK with this movie except for the møøse zombies.
Definition of irony? Nazi zombies actually prefer Kosher brains.
Norwegian Nazi zombies? Smells fishy to me.
I’m waiting for the Hessian Zombie movie.
Should it be spelled Zombis? Oh, it’s Naz? Sorry.
Norwegian Zombie’s least favorite song? Aha’s Stake on Me.
Norwegian-American Zombies won’t die because funerals are sure expensive, donchya know? Uff da.
Damnit, Robo! I was going to make a “Night Uff Da Living Dead” joke!
Man 1: Wait, are these fast-moving Zombies?
Man 2: No, they’re Oslo.
Chino, you’ve been incorporating Norwegianness into your comments so beautifully and the Aha one is BRILLIANT but I can’t nom it without a billion tabs opening on me and crashing my ‘pooter, so you’ll just have to live with a West Coast finga gunz for that one.
sorry for coming in late guys but i just want to say:
THESE OSCARS ARE HORSE SHIT!!
They’ve been jewed now you’ll be chewed.
“They’ve been jewed now you’ll be chewed.”
That is fucking hilarious. Well done, Mr D.
What’s a Norweigan zombie’s favorite meal?
Mangus steaks.
I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions. If you bite us, do we not turn into the flesh-eating undead?
The state of Texas was so mad at Norway ripping off their trademark murder-weapon motif that they are rushing a new film into production in revenge, “The Norwegian Pickled Herring Massacre.”
Shakespearian zombie on a diet:
Just a pound of flesh, please.
There’s Norway this film is going to make any money.
Is this a big fuck you to circumcision?