MIKE TYSON DOCUMENTARY LOOKS AWESOME
01.16.09James Toback is a writer/director who recently made the documentary Tyson, which will be premiering at Sundance, about his friend Mike Tyson. It took about 20 seconds of this clip to convince me to see the movie. Says Tyson:
“Tho you know I come from a real poverty thtwucken area, so when I came to live with Cus [Cus D’Amato, Tyson’s first trainer], they live in a 14-room Victorian mansion. And when I first come there, I said, ‘Wow, I could really rob these white muf-ckas.’”
Funny, it was that exact revelation that launched the career of Larry the Cable Guy.
[via MTV]
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Is this the blackface Donner Party.
I’ll get high and see that shit on opening day.
It’s okay to laugh during a serious documentary right?
Robbin white mufuckas > Robbin Givens
That waskally wabbitt, i’ll eat his chiddren.
Damn, can’t see the video here. I’ll have to settle for the memory of getting wasted and watching “Mike Tyson’s Greatest Knock-outs” at 3:00 AM on ESPN Classic.
“You do what I tell you to do, and if it doesn’t work, then you can leave.”
His trainer? Boy George.
C I L my landlord
Is this the blackface Donner Party.
BWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where does he come up with this gold?
“…seconds of this clip to convince to see the movie.”
Fix that shit.
So much for Mike Tyson fading off into Bolivia…
<== Hung
the fuck
over.
I’m waiting for the Glass Joe documentary. *spoiler alert!* he loses.
Y’all’s gonna have to entertain me today. I’m just gonna sit here and watch, OK. I don’t think I’m'a gonna get thinking until after we lose the East Coasters. Now…
…Action!
Inviting Mike Tyson to live with you is like inviting, well, Mike Tyson to live with you. I seriously couldn’t come up with any analogy that was more outrageous.
I wish I could have had the opportunity to beat Robin Givens.
And when I first come there, I said, ‘Wow, I could really rob these white muf-ckas.’”
He added, “And then wape some wimmen.”
Stone:
inviting Gary Busey to housesit your coyote ranch.
Stone,inviting Ed Gein over for dinner.
Math time.
Mike Tyson – Black = Elmer Fudd.
The DVD will feature a deleted scene that attempted to re-enact the first intimate moments between Robin Givens and Tyson using a cracked walnut and a brown rocket launcher.
The director was also forced to cut an intimate scene of Tyson in the bathroom trying to wash the dirt marks off the left side of his face.
Wow, i didn’t realize he came such a long way…
From “Givin’ Crackas Robbins” to “Crackin Robin Givens”
*bow*
There had better be flashbacks that are entirely in 8 bit.
Zog invite Mike Tyson to cave. Zog find couch half eaten. Zog couch big rock…
*chodin enters thread while finger banging chimp under his arm*
Oddly enough, in a Tyson thread, finger banging a chimp isn’t that awful.
Mike Tyson weeps rape and sniffles harassment charges.
I’m in the same state of hungoverness as Crap is.
I’d only fight Mike Tyson if it were a battle of grammatical pronunciations.
Mike Tyson punched a Spicy Chicken sandwich from Burger King, that I ate 2 weeks ago, right out of my digestive system.
Mike Tyson scared a black Sharpie, white.
And we raped the horses! And…uh…rode off on the women!
Mike Tyson once got razor burn, so he drove to the Norelco headquarters and fucked the entire staff in their asses. Interns included.
Mike Tyson read Dr. Suess books to me in the hospital and made me terminal.
I was just there for a check up…..
Mike Tyson’s idea of a “magic negro” is a guy who can wait until a woman says yes for sex.
Mike Tyson once woke up from a nightmare, but then immediately went back to sleep so that he could fuck the Sandman until the Sandman loved him.
Mike Tyson spikes the punch at the Number 6 Dance.
/the flavor is Statutory Grape.
Mike Tyson threw Superman at a hoe.
Spike Tyson directed Girl 6 and raped Girls 1-5.
Mike Tyson punched a guy and two years later that guy’s first born came out with a black eye.
To pop a zit, Mike Tyson punches both of his ears at the same time.
Spike Tyson directed X:Husband of Robin Givens.
TRUE STORY: None of us have to worry about Mike Tyson reading this post.
Mike Tyson rape texts women with “Yeah Boi! *grunt, grunt* Yousth aint going no wheresth, Bitchsth”.
@Chodin–unless he tattoos it backwards on the right side of his face and looks in a mirror.
Mike Tyson heard about lesbian fights that ended with the loser being sexed and said “great, I’m double unemployed.”
Mike Tyson is afraid of his own shadow. You should be too.
Tyson doesn’t know that his face tattoo actually says “I rape things” in Chinese symbols.
Mike Tyson’s animal spirit is that fucking semi truck from ‘Maximum Overdrive’.
When Mike Tyson tells you to “go fuck yourself”, you’d better do it before he decides that he wants to get his dick wet.
Mike Tyson brushes his teeth with bundles of detached cocks.
Mike Tyson doesn’t use rape tea because that shit’s for british people and homos. He’s always happy to offer you a nice rape hawaiian punch though.
Mike Tyson uses Mace as a breff spray
Fact:
I am from the town where Tyson first started boxing (Catskill, NY)
Fact:
I was taught by a man who also taught Mike the one year he went to Catskill High School.
Fact:
We had a giant mural of Tyson painted across Bridge Street until he bit off Holyfield’s ear.
Fact:
I am fucking psyched to see this.