At the London premiere of The Wrestler (trailer), which opens January 16th in the U.K., The Stath showed up to support Rourke, his co-star in the upcoming remake of 13 Tzameti. As you can see, Mickey Rourke recently earned his blue belt in dressing like a gay pirate.
[via Empire]
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So that’s what a Dirty Sanchez looks like!
[sarcasm]Nice scarf, Stath.[/sarcasm]
Awww, arm in arm. Dare I wonder what the offspring of these two would look like??
Do we even need to question if he’s shirtless under the coat?
Their offspring would obviously have rock hard abs and a rock-like face.
Jason isn’t laughing with you Mickey…
So you are saying the dude on the left here:
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Is it just me, or does rourke seem onomatopoeic for blowing chunks.
Dude #1: Where’s Mickey?
Dude #2: [points with thumb over shoulder, exhales bong hit] Mickey rourke.
[from bathroom] ROURKE!!!
New Up!
I feel like Stath was just in line for some popcorn when Mickey grabbed him and said “comem boumbole mmm”
Mickey Rourke is like a fashion Mad Lib.
In the movie poster it looks like Mickey really pissed off the waiter at a Itallian restaurant and got a bowl of angel hair pasta dumped on his dome.
In the left banner it says “Utter…it”
Utter what? Utter stupidity? Utter profundity? WHAT?!
Mickey looks like he raped the Velveteen rabbit to make that coat..
Gay pirates have illegal copies of Mamma Mia.
P.S. to quote me, I just rented Revolver, and I can’t decide whether it rules or blows but it is way Stathamy so there is that.