Comments on: MICKEY ROURKE IS MY POWER ANIMAL

By: Papa Palpatine

Papa Palpatine — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:30:21 +0000

I always enjoy things that are the best of the year and it’s only mid January.

By: Al

Al — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:22:53 +0000

New up.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:17:24 +0000

I was, Kurg.

By: The Kurgan

The Kurgan — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:12:26 +0000

I can tell that the guy behind Mickey was pretty excited to see him.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:11:50 +0000

PETA should be pissed that Mickey’s face is made out of leather.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:08:07 +0000

Mickey Rourke can do in a single, leather thong-clad trip out to your house what Bob Barker tried and failed to do for 35 years.

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:07:29 +0000

Oh, fuck, that crotch is just…meserizing…

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:02:56 +0000

When dogs get knocked up, Burnsy is no where to be found.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:02:34 +0000

FACT: Mickey Rourke thinks “cojone” is French for serrated knife

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:02:05 +0000

It’s not well known, but if you talk to your vet you can fix your dog and have the cojones, too. I mean, they’re in a jar, but at least the dog can still lick them occasionally.