On the left, we have Mickey Rourke at some sort of leather n’ thongs party, courtesy of Don Chavez. See, he’s just a regular guy. I mean, who hasn’t been to one of those? On the right, his new PETA ad. “When dogs get knocked up, puppies get put down”. So true. How many times have I seen a cute little puppy just trying to walk down the street with all the other dogs around it going, “Hey man, we heard your mom’s pregnant. We always new she was a fat bitch! Ha, I bet you’re on welfare. Yeah, way to be on welfare, welfare dog!” Poor little guy.
Anyway, I’m not sure where I was going with this other than to say that you all better be ready for Mickey Rourke to be a huge star. I’m all for it, because A. The Wrestler is the best movie I’ve seen this year, and B. Mickey Rourke is roughly 800 billion times more interesting than Will Smith (approximately).
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Mickey Rourke could totally play Joe Biden.
Gary Busey is my power animal. No wait, it’s a bear.
Same difference, really.
I must say, in the left-hand banner pic, Marisa Tomei does not look quite as appealing as she used to.
My power animal is a gerbil.
And in the right-hand pic, Paris Hilton has also let herself go to an appalling extent.
You know the worst part dancing in about leather underwear? EVERYTHING.
My power animal is a Fucking Machine with a dead gerbil on the end.
about leather what now?
Gary Busey was supposed to do that ad, but every time they handed him a neutered dog its testicles spontaneously grew back.
My power animal is a ladybug.
Yup, Jonathan Brandis.
It’s not well known, but if you talk to your vet you can fix your dog and have the cojones, too. I mean, they’re in a jar, but at least the dog can still lick them occasionally.
FACT: Mickey Rourke thinks “cojone” is French for serrated knife
When dogs get knocked up, Burnsy is no where to be found.
Oh, fuck, that crotch is just…meserizing…
Mickey Rourke can do in a single, leather thong-clad trip out to your house what Bob Barker tried and failed to do for 35 years.
PETA should be pissed that Mickey’s face is made out of leather.
I can tell that the guy behind Mickey was pretty excited to see him.
I was, Kurg.
New up.
I always enjoy things that are the best of the year and it’s only mid January.