I haven’t been covering Michael-Cera-is-the-lone-holdout-for-the-Arrested-Development-movie gate much here, probably because I prefer stories that are interesting and/or factual. Nonetheless, MTV recently caught up with Cera at Sundance and finally had a chance to ask him about it. Cera says nothing is written at this point and that the movie is “more hypothetical than people think” – kind of like my pants. He doesn’t say anything about being a holdout, just that he’s still waiting to see a script. What an asshole!
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Did everyone get that CK1 ad before that video?
I feel like that guy just raped me.
*Jack puts The Final Countdown on iTunes*
At this point, just to keep things level, MTV should do all their interviews with a big, orange dildo.
Michael had better get the work while he can. it won’t be long before he’s giving handjobs behind the commissary to make ends meet or co-starring in the next Chipmunks movie, but they’re on the same level
The Mighty Feklahr must admit that Brend0n ungheyed over there quite a bit with that machine gun post.
I got the Uninvited ad before the video. Apt title under the circumstances.
Michael Cera is a fine actor who was awesome on A.D. That said, fuck him in the pants if he insists on being a bitch about this movie. Get Michael Jai White or Matrix Cat to play George Michael, like it matters as long as GOB and Buster are there.
Will Arnett is going to be in it, right?
It’s not like he has another Gob… I mean, job.
True story time:
There were only two actors allowed to ad-lib during takes: David Cross (obviously) and Michael Cera.
MTV: “Woah, ZAP, POW!!! Haha, hey Michael Cera, what the fuck is up bro!!!! You enjoying all these movies?! So tell us, what’s it like to act?”
Cera: “(blinks), (looks at hot chick walking by), (scratches balls), (smells fingers)…”
Michael Cera fucking sucks, he plays the same role in every movie he’s in
I like Michael Cera. But every time he talks I get a clearer image in my head of me using his torso as a driving range.
When they heard about the possibility of an Arrested Development movie, Speech and Headliner were stunned.
They should cast John Cena instead.
Did anyone else’s boss stick his dick in their ear before that video started playing?
I’ll trade anyones ad for my boss’ dick in their ear? Takers? Any?
you could buy an exclusive time share on the island that is his inflated ego and go para sailing with his massive captain hook nose.
Follow your nose, it always knows.
Michael Cera is seriously thinking about giving up acting for a career as a rapper.
MC M.C.?
I’d hate to have a nose that big around all the free AXE body spray.
So, why is it that when we satirize white rappers, we always skip John Cena? Is it because he can FU Big Show? Yeah, that’s what He thought, too…
The Latin MTV interviewer just asked Que sera, Cera?
MTV: So, dude, have you decided about the “Arrested Development” movie yet, bro?
Cera: With who, that Jason ‘Bates-men guy?
MTV: Ohhhh! SNAP! High-five here, bro.
Wow every time you think you’ve seen the most awkward MTV interview every they top it.
Slow handjob under the table by goatee guy might be the worst.
If Michael Cera ever comes out with his own cologne, the main ingredient should be Pointdextrose.
I can see Cera and Shia Leboeuf working on a project together. A SEXY project.
Oh, and maybe making a movie, too.
Michael Cera is only interested in this project because he thinks it is a documentary about his failure to completely get through puberty.
Meanwhile, the other George Michael just keeps following me around and offering me bottled water and pineapple juice.
Cera and Shia? I think calling it Two Fingers, One Note Acting would be a bit too easy.
Michael Cera says he is much too busy to do an AD movie. He’s got like 2 Cartoon Network shows to do voiceovers for, plus the Nickelodeon Awards are coming up.
Also, I heard he had an affair on the set of “AD” with Liza Minelli and it ended badly, so he’s kind of nervous about seeing her again.
For some reason I am hungry for some fruit loops.
Cera is currently filming Juno 2: Juno Does Anal.
I am gonna get to the “shut-the-fuck-up-about-it-already” point in regards to this movie loooong before it enters pre-production.
/grumpy
Cera’s head is so wide and flat. Either he was born via C-section or his mom hasn’t been able to sit on a bicycle seat since he crowned.
Cera punched his agent twice when he was given the Juno script. Once because the dialogue was so annoying and once because he thought his agent said “Jewnose.”
BSDC- You can’t rape the willing. I refreshed four times just to test that theory and STILL missed the ad!!! What can I say? Your safety is my #1 priority!!
He was just hoping Maeby would have gotten hotter by now.
QAPLAH! RADER NATION!!!
failblog.org/2009/01/20/reputable-kids-program-fail/
(disappointingly work safe)
Every time that van rocks back and forth, an angel gets its wings.
Donk, will you civil union Him?
That van is His xenophobicy-demo-lifestealing pod.
Ah, those child actors. So awkward. Oh, he’s 20? Hmm.
Fek, I was beginning to think you’d never ask.
One Bird of Prey/Windmill wedding cake coming up.
Oh God, I didn’t mean to walk in on you guys uncloaking.
My eyes….
I used to rape guys like Cera in prison…mainly because they were very weak and also kinda of feminine. You couldn’t help but think maybe they like it and at the worst they’re just mildly inconvenienced. Guys like Patrick Swayze were much too “kicky’
Hey Vodka, would you mind pissing in my mouth?
Just put the Bird of Prey on top, Michelle. We want it to be realistic.
DOR SHO GHA!
Dursting, 1, 2. Dursting. Is this thing (the interweb) on?
The last time I was arrested involved girls still in development.
A movie about my youth would be called Molested Development.
Fuck this, I’m going home.
Guy’Cha!
Due to a HazMat incident at my work, involving my equipment, I have had about 5 hours of sleep since 9am Sunday.
What’s cool is now I can only uncross my eyes if I try to cross them.
GGrrrr… operating heavy machinery!!
Don’t listen to that assflake cunt trumpet DM. Anybody that can’t run at full capacity on 5 hours of sleep in 57 is a soppy twat.
Here ya simp, grab a handfull of pubes and yank ‘em out! Clears the head right-the-fuck out!
I think I heard Jeff Foxworthy talk about him once.
“Hey, is Cera beer in the fridge? Well dammit git me one!”
What a fun, sexy time for him.
You are some crazy bitches round here
Assflake Cunt trumpet would be an awesome band name.