The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen poster (note to Hollywood: enough with the motherf-cking colons in the titles already) came out last night. I give it one and a half dismissive wanks on the bore-o-meter.  My Michael Bay Sphynx would’ve been way better.  Luckily Bay himself came along to act like a hilarious caricature of himself in a message on his forum, otherwise we all would’ve fallen asleep.

Okay it’s time to turn up the heat on Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen. We’ve waited low in the weeds letting all the summer movies get their stuff out. We’ve seen the great year end movies, and watched the upcoming clips of the upcoming summer fare. We’ve seen certain movies coming out even try to duplicate Transformer size robots in their ads. Please, come on.

Well, I promise you we will rock your world with Transformers 2. The fans wanted ROBOTS KICKING ASS – well we got it. Today we are releasing the teaser poster and soon the onslaught will continue with a steady drum beat until June 26th.

I’ll keep you informed.

Bay

Oh snap!  I think he be talkin’ bout choo, Terminator Salvation.  How dare you try to mimic the CGI robots Michael Bay paid someone to make for his movie based on an 80s cartoon in your third sequel to an 80s movie made by someone else!  That’s just unoriginal.  You should really be ashamed.