01.09.09 MICHAEL BAY SCOFFS AT YOUR PUNY ROBOTS
The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen poster (note to Hollywood: enough with the motherf-cking colons in the titles already) came out last night. I give it one and a half dismissive wanks on the bore-o-meter. My Michael Bay Sphynx would’ve been way better. Luckily Bay himself came along to act like a hilarious caricature 
of himself in a message on his forum, otherwise we all would’ve fallen asleep.
Okay it’s time to turn up the heat on Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen. We’ve waited low in the weeds letting all the summer movies get their stuff out. We’ve seen the great year end movies, and watched the upcoming clips of the upcoming summer fare. We’ve seen certain movies coming out even try to duplicate Transformer size robots in their ads. Please, come on.
Well, I promise you we will rock your world with Transformers 2. The fans wanted ROBOTS KICKING ASS - well we got it. Today we are releasing the teaser poster and soon the onslaught will continue with a steady drum beat until June 26th.
I’ll keep you informed.
Bay
Oh snap! I think he be talkin’ bout choo, Terminator Salvation. How dare you try to mimic the CGI robots Michael Bay paid someone to make for his movie based on an 80s cartoon in your third sequel to an 80s movie made by someone else! That’s just unoriginal. You should really be ashamed.
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MICHAEL BAY SCOFFS AT YOUR PUNY ROBOTS
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What few fans realize is that when Michael first posted that blog, it took him twenty minutes to notice that he had accidentally hit the “G” key on his sign off.
Flogged hat, you were funny yesterday.
Robo Jox > Transformers
Even without the “t.”
I’m thinking mean thoughts about you.
The fans wanted ROBOTS KICKING ASS
No, we specifically asked for ROBOTS FUCKING.
*starts writing another scathing missive using some of Pauly’s letterhead*
Jacktion, I am thinking dirty thoughts about you.
I’m thinking mean thoughts about you. Whilst ‘bating.
I like my revenge to be cumming.
This fucking guy is a millionaire and I can’t get my fucking Roomba to run for more than 28 seconds before the battery dies. Awesome.
gedha, don’t hate me; hate Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland.
Castle Greyskull is SO stoned.
I wasn’t really thinking mean thoughts. I was totally messing with you! Another one for the ol’ flogger.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Finally, that old bitch is on her feet.
[nerd]
If they don’t introduce the Quintessons in this movie, I’m going to be furious!
[/nerd]
Quintessons. Wow I had to wikipedia that. I need a new job.
No Rodimus Prime, no Transformer movie. Flat out.
Pauly, why are you so mad at that puppy?
flogged-u r so dead on this site.
I believe in the power of George Romero.
*crosses fingers*
Please be Dinobots, please be Dinobots.
It really doesn’t matter because I won’t see this movie, but the Constructacons would be cool. Too bad they can’t do that because they used one or two of the names on lame robots in the last movie.
gged, his tranformers movie would be called “of the Robots”
I’m hoping he includes Bible Bot.
http://www.matsati.com/biblebot.png
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