A few days ago, Michael Bay made news (and by “made news”, I mean some fat guys in their underpants wrote about it on the internet) when he dissed those “other” giant robot movies out there, saying Transformers was the only real giant robot movie, y’all.  Many people interpreted that as a slam on Mayor McCheese and his Terminator movie.  Today, McCheese fires back:

“It bothers me to tell you the truth. Ultimately, our large robots have nothing to do with the “Transformers” robots. I say with respect, giant robots have been the theme of film for a real long time. So we want to do everything we can to create separation. Our film’s about T-800s and the Marcus character and the Connor character, and this, that, and the other. So, to have people have a problem with that wouldn’t be working for us so we want to make sure there’s separation.” [Comcast Movie Blog]

God you suck at dissing.  You “say with respect”?  You have to say it without respect, dumbass, that’s what diss means: disrespect.  And when your publicist gives you a card that says “Our movie is different than Transformers because of this, that, and the other“, it’s not meant to be read word for word, you’re supposed to fill in  actual attributes.  When asked for specific comment on McG, Michael Bay said, “McG?  I’ll tell you what I think of McG,” then set off a smoke bomb and commando rolled out of the Starbuck’s.