MCG WEIGHS IN ON GIANT ROBOTGATE
01.13.09
A few days ago, Michael Bay made news (and by “made news”, I mean some fat guys in their underpants wrote about it on the internet) when he dissed those “other” giant robot movies out there, saying Transformers was the only real giant robot movie, y’all. Many people interpreted that as a slam on Mayor McCheese and his Terminator movie. Today, McCheese fires back:
“It bothers me to tell you the truth. Ultimately, our large robots have nothing to do with the “Transformers” robots. I say with respect, giant robots have been the theme of film for a real long time. So we want to do everything we can to create separation. Our film’s about T-800s and the Marcus character and the Connor character, and this, that, and the other. So, to have people have a problem with that wouldn’t be working for us so we want to make sure there’s separation.” [Comcast Movie Blog]
God you suck at dissing. You “say with respect”? You have to say it without respect, dumbass, that’s what diss means: disrespect. And when your publicist gives you a card that says “Our movie is different than Transformers because of this, that, and the other“, it’s not meant to be read word for word, you’re supposed to fill in actual attributes. When asked for specific comment on McG, Michael Bay said, “McG? I’ll tell you what I think of McG,” then set off a smoke bomb and commando rolled out of the Starbuck’s.


I have my fingers crossed in the hope that this transforms into McG getting jumped and stomped by Michael Bay’s ‘crew’. Or vice-versa. Either way, it’s a win.
They need to take the Boll route and just get into a fistfight. Then, when no one expects it *fip fip* SNIPERS.
Then the obligatory explosion.
Is it possible that McG(angrape) doesn’t know what his movie’s about? Geez I hope Joel McHale hasn’t already asked this question.
Brett Ratner isn’t phased by this bickering and will continue on with Gobots as planned.
Look, the only REAL giant robot is owned and operated by Johnny Sokko.
Why can’t we all get along? Maybe the two should work together and make the first gay robot broadway show: The Thunder from Down Under-Cats
McG? I’ll tell you what I think of McG! . . . Who the fuck is McG?
Alright then. Let me say just one thing about both of these movies . . . needs more robot fucking.
I would have figured McG weighed in at about 285 lbs.
Wait, wasn’t Ratner making
GayBotsTranny Ho-Bots?How about some robot love-making for once?
Reached for comment, the woman who starred as a robot girl in ‘Small Wonder’ said “Pay me first, you have to turn off that recorder, and no kissing.”
Hey there, floggedhat!
Why are you so upset?
Did you steal a joke from E’s The Soup?
Or did you steal a joke from a friend who stole a joke from E’s The Soup?
Say hello to your mother for me.
“It bothers me to tell you the truth,” said McG. “So, I’ll just spin a web of lies, evasions, and half-truths. Aahh! That feels fine!”
Dear Michal Bay,
Please stop making movies. If I want to see blurry fight scenes and over-the-top explosions without the hassle of dealing with “plot”, I’ll watch SpikeTV and save $10. I watch your movies for the same reason I read James Patterson’s books…short term memory loss. By the time the next one comes out, I’ve forgotten how much you suck at what you get overpaid to do and just remember you’re supposed to be a “big” name in the business.
Thank you,
robl’s only 2 brain cells to survive the Transformers abortion.
Let’s see, the guy who directed most of Sugar Ray’s videos versus the guy who directed Meat Loaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love”… I choose actual alien robots destroying the planet.
Next step in the robot war: Bay send a 2 minute slow-motion video of his balls dangling above McG sleeping face. In CGI!!!
If these two homos ever met in a bar and started to squab, I bet they would settle it by going into the alley and exchanging blows.
Al plans to sue both of them for stealing the designs of her vibrators.
DM, why would you think it’d come to blows? I thought that gay men didn’t normally resort to violen . . . ooooohhh.
Nevermind.
We should genetically combine these two into a super-douchey director named McBaG.
Hello everyone. I have nothing to add to this.
So Bay, makes a juvenile jab at T:S because it has robots too. “HAha fag! Your robots are incky dinky dicked nancy boys.” McCheese, instead of saying, “Totally different mythos ya retard.” Stumbles through some spastic limp wristed back pedaling retort?
Yup, hard core dudes here brohas.
By the way erswi, that was a hacked punch line to a very, very old joke, but if the (donkey) punch fits, use it.
If these two homos ever met in a bar and started to squab…
Is this a dance that involves moving around like a baby pigeon?
Yes
The new Terminator actually uses a lot of MCGI. It’s like CGI except overrated and inexplicably still employed.
Who do you root for in a battle of douchebag vs. douchebag?
Oh, wait. McG’s movie has Christian Bale. So I’m going with that one.