Comments on: MARIA BELLO IS NAKED AGAIN http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:48:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173454 Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:30:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173454 Ignore JMoney, BSDC. He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Diane Lane? Get the fuck outta here... Ignore JMoney, BSDC. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Diane Lane? Get the fuck outta here…

]]> By: JMoney http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173432 JMoney Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:30:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173432 Big Smelly Dirt Cock You probably shouldn't hold DIANE LANE's shitty Boston accent against Maria Bello, kinda unfair Big Smelly Dirt Cock

You probably shouldn’t hold DIANE LANE’s shitty Boston accent against Maria Bello, kinda unfair

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173342 Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:08:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173342 PS: Big Smelly Dirt Cock - that was Diane Lane. You know, the chick with tits. PS: Big Smelly Dirt Cock – that was Diane Lane. You know, the chick with tits.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173340 Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:06:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173340 Banner pic: Patric. Bateman. Banner pic: Patric. Bateman.

]]> By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173188 Eibmoz Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:36:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173188 I have loved Jason Patric since Lost Boys. I have loved Jason Patric since Lost Boys.

]]> By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173186 Eibmoz Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:34:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173186 Appparently, this is what it's about. Sick of her life, housewife Nancy (Bello) just wants it to be over and done with, but rather than kill herself, she hires a stranger from the Internet to do the job for her. But fate takes a strange turn when she meets her killer (Patric) and the two fall in love. Of course, Nancy realizes that love and murder do not naturally go hand in hand Blech Appparently, this is what it’s about.
Sick of her life, housewife Nancy (Bello) just wants it to be over and done with, but rather than kill herself, she hires a stranger from the Internet to do the job for her. But fate takes a strange turn when she meets her killer (Patric) and the two fall in love. Of course, Nancy realizes that love and murder do not naturally go hand in hand
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]]> By: GenePoolParty http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173183 GenePoolParty Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:31:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173183 I'm going to need some kitty to make up for those itty bitty titties. I’m going to need some kitty to make up for those itty bitty titties.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173178 ChinoMoreno Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:23:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173178 I bet you'd like to Coppola feel, huh? I bet you’d like to Coppola feel, huh?

]]> By: Mr_Drummond http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173176 Mr_Drummond Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:18:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173176 At first I thought Jason Patric was the guy in that zany sitcom about those two queers living with that red-headed chick with no tits but then I realized that subconciously I just wanted him to be gay. At first I thought Jason Patric was the guy in that zany sitcom about those two queers living with that red-headed chick with no tits but then I realized that subconciously I just wanted him to be gay.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/maria-bello-is-naked-again#comment-173175 DeFrank Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:16:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9280#comment-173175 I dunno Bumsy "Patrick" sounds like a middle name. He may still have a ways to go. I dunno Bumsy “Patrick” sounds like a middle name. He may still have a ways to go.

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