01.30.09 MARIA BELLO IS NAKED AGAIN

Since when can you show tits on youtube?

Since your mom learned to use a webcam

Silly.

Nice. I also like how she’s always getting slammed hard in every movie.

Except for The Perfect Storm which is the first of her movies to not give me a boner because of that dreadful fake Boston accent.

Okay, I’m lying, I got a boner watching that too but that was mostly because of the *dreamy* Clooney.

I didn’t know scratching maria bello in the nic cage made her boobs disappear.

Bello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name?

Nevermind. It’s Maria, isn’t it?

I can see her Nic-les.

I hear if you hold her ankles and pump her legs apart and back together, she can be used to stoke a fire. She’s a real Maria Bellows.

Maria Bello naked probably doesn’t get as many google searches, but I’m glad you’re aiming lower after the whole MEGAN FOX NAKED thing.

Jesus, she’s built like a Filipino boy in that picture.

Two tickets, please.

Doesn’t the world have enough rom-com’s right now?

Why doesn’t her husband just use his mind bullets to satisfy her craving for pain?

Nipple! Nipple! Tweek! Tweek! FLYYYYYYYY!!!!

Pictured: What happens when you play “Tune-In Bangkok”.

{sniffs pits, fingers, digs in ass and smells fingers}
Well, that isn’t it… where the fuck is everybody?

Nothing spells friday night like Jason Patric in a wifebeater with a quart of whiskey and a mousetrap.

Jason Patric has only one payment left before his name is complete.

Downloading Nancy is a lot easier than trying to download her fat sister Ann.

Jason Patric could unhook my bra by just looking at me.

I hope she has a red carpet nic-slip. That would be sweet.

I dunno Bumsy “Patrick” sounds like a middle name. He may still have a ways to go.

At first I thought Jason Patric was the guy in that zany sitcom about those two queers living with that red-headed chick with no tits but then I realized that subconciously I just wanted him to be gay.

I bet you’d like to Coppola feel, huh?

I’m going to need some kitty to make up for those itty bitty titties.

Appparently, this is what it’s about.
Sick of her life, housewife Nancy (Bello) just wants it to be over and done with, but rather than kill herself, she hires a stranger from the Internet to do the job for her. But fate takes a strange turn when she meets her killer (Patric) and the two fall in love. Of course, Nancy realizes that love and murder do not naturally go hand in hand
Blech

I have loved Jason Patric since Lost Boys.

Banner pic: Patric. Bateman.

PS: Big Smelly Dirt Cock – that was Diane Lane. You know, the chick with tits.

Big Smelly Dirt Cock

You probably shouldn’t hold DIANE LANE’s shitty Boston accent against Maria Bello, kinda unfair

Ignore JMoney, BSDC. He doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Diane Lane? Get the fuck outta here…