MAKING OF: PAUL BLART MALL COP
01.27.09This new video from LandlineTV takes us inside the world of Kevin James, and his intense preparations for disappearing into the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
“You couldn’t say ‘Cut, good take, Kevin,’ you’d have to say ‘that’s a great take, Paul.’ Kevin James left the set the first day of production.”
“Working with Kevin is like taking a class on life. One thing he taught me is that lines are funnier, when you shout them.”
Ahh, Kevin James. He’s like the Kevin Farley of white Carlos Mencias.
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Is this “making of” a video of someone taking a shit?
Somewhere Kevin James looked up from his bowl of fried everything and gave a thankful nod to $60 million worth of assholes.
When I get into rape mode you have to say “Ok, that’s enough Pauly Dangerously” or else I won’t stop.
I’m lying of course.
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL/PREQUEL/SPINOFF/ AAAAHHHH FUCKING KILL ME KNOW FUCK AHHH!!
Yes, Kevin James has figured out the secret to all of those charmingly witty and hilarious toddlers.
Working with Kevin is like taking a class on life.
If I were that guy’s guidance counselor, I’d hand him a knife and tell him to drop the class.
Hmmm, Kevin James – method actor.
This is a fucking joke! They are totally stealing RJD’s Tropic Thunder. There is no goddammed way that the ghost of Stanislavski isn’t going to give this fucker face cancer for even trying that shit.
FUCK!
FUUUUCK!!
Kevin James, I now pronounce you Fuck ‘n hi-larry-ous.
Crappy, do you need a break? You seen quite agitated by this….
Speaking of Carlos Mencias (white and otherwise)…Things funnier than Kevin James: Carlos Mencia (god, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. Kill me).
Im assuming most of you can’t watch the video? It’s pretty funny…
I think I just realized why the terrorists hate us.
seen = seem. Crap. Returning to obscurity….
I cannot watch the video. I trust that it features Kevin James doing what he does best, being funny in small increments playing a character that might fit in well on SNL, but definitely doesn’t deserve his own movie.
No VaLince I can’t, so I’m guessing it’s a joke. But thinking about Kevin method acting made my brain try to crawl into my asshole to get clean.
That was damn funny
Funnier than the movie, I imagine.
Speaking of Kevin James, Aslan is on the move.
Was the movie supposed to be funny?
I started watching the video but then my computer started googling images of “throbbing cocks” all on it’s own.
Some fuck at work actually told me to go see it. I decided to let him live, if only to make fun of him.
I would watch the video but the words “Blart” and “Cop” make me want to get back to work.
Happy Madison is officially one step above Selzter/Friedberg.
Isn’t trying to fuck a jelly doughnut, getting too winded to finish, so you eat the jelly doughnut called a Blart?
I was going to watch that video, I swear, but MEGAN FOX ASS TO ASS W/ BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN + SQUIRTING INTO CUM FUNNEL PEE PEE POOP seemed much more pleasing.
I could’ve swore “Blart” is when a black guy sharts…
“Awww nigga, I done gone and shit my drawers, Playboy.”
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This is my new blog, for those inclined. (Work safe)
Pauly, we covered this! A Blart is giving a gay retard a blumpkin!
I know, Fek.
But when will I ever got to use that quote?
NEW UP
Hmm, I know there’s some way that the idea behind this could be funny. It’d have to be for an excellent film… or show… like Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. Oh wait, it is.