KHAAAAAN!!! (IS DEAD)
01.15.09
Ricardo Montalban died yesterday “from complications related to old age” at the age of 88. He was best known for roles as Khan in Star Trek, Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, and being the most debonaire Mexican that ever lived.
Beginning in the 1940s, Mr. Montalban starred in dozens of films with some of the greatest names in movies, including Clark Gable and Lana Turner. When major film roles dried up for him in the 1970s, he turned to stage and eventually TV, where he became familiar to millions as the mysterious host whose signature line, “Welcome to Fantasy Island,” opened the hit show that ran from 1978 to 1984.
From the 1950s and decades on, Mr. Montalban appeared in several films. In the late 1970s, he won an Emmy for his performance as Chief Satangkai in the television miniseries “How the West Was Won.”
While making “Fantasy Island,” Mr. Montalban also gave one of his best movie performances – as Khan Noonien Singh in the 1982 film “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” a follow-up to a beloved 1967 “Star Trek” television episode that also featured Mr. Montalban.
Between Khan and Chief Satangkai, Montalban showed the world he was capable of playing either kind of Indian. There isn’t much more you could ask of a Latino actor in the 50s.
Within the entertainment industry, Mr. Montalban was widely respected for his efforts to create opportunities for Latinos. On Wednesday, actor Edward James Olmos, star of “Battlestar Galactica,” called Mr. Montalban “one of the true giants of arts and culture. He was a stellar artist and a consummate person and performer with a tremendous understanding of culture … and the ability to express it in his work,” Olmos said. [SF Chron]
Olmos later added, “That’s right, ‘Olmos’, make sure you get that in there, right next to ‘still alive.’”


Richard Khaaaaan, Home Improvement‘s Al Borland, is DEAD???
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*hopes Jacktion! will belatedly see the humour in week-old Shatner/Khan joke*
Now all of my favorite Khans are dead.
He went the same way my father went.
Now the only Khan left in my life is the Genghis Khan Super Chinese Buffet.
Mmmmmmmm . . . crab rangooooooon!
Debonaire Mexican, jumbo shrimp, army intelligence, thieves’s honor…
This is fun!
Donkey: perhaps Jemima Khan can soothe your troubles!
Montalban will be remembered in an open-casket, shirtless-corpse ceremony next Monday.
Perhaps he’ll be remembered most for the two years he spent as a building contractor.
Probably not, Hoey. Ansar Khan has a better chance.
Admiral Adama added: “Frakkin’ cylons finally got to him.”
Instead of a six-gun salute, Montalban will receive the more traditional mexican “dance in circles, yelling, and shooting into the air wildly” salute.
Olmos later added, “That’s right, ‘Olmos’, make sure you get that in there, right next to ’still alive.’”
Isn’t he Olmos dead though?
Complete bad ass. Sadness that he and Patrick McGoohan both died the same day. Geeks mourn hard core. I have a feeling that Steve Jobs is next.
I guess it’s up to Shatner to keep up his end of the suicide pact now.
Montalban’s coffin will not be buried but hoisted on a tree branch and beaten with baseball bats until the delicious candy insides fall out.
*The Mighty Feklahr mopes along unto FD*
Guy’cha! The good news is that Kahless got that wall up at the border of Stovokor right before Montalban died!
Probably not, Hoey. Ansar Khan has a better chance.
Hey, they’ve both blown Hugh Grant.
Now THAT’s someting special!
[Shows self back in]
How can we not discuss his epic role as Vincent Ludwig in the Naked Gun?
BTK, he was also bad-ass in the latter Planet of the Apes movies!
Montalban’s last testament asked that he be buried with a bottle of tequila, a sombrero and a pack of Immodium.
Pretty sure I already have twice, Brave.
These Mexican jokes doing it for anyone? I’ve got hundreds.
But not the latter of lattest, right Almighty Feklar?
Coz that one ate apeshit, then shat it out again and snorted the crusty remnants.
I just noticed that Fek’s avatar is Benicio Del Toro.
He never fully recovered from the loss of his prized fish.
Montalban’s Will has become a source of dispute between family members and lawyers alike as they argue over holdings marked for his “seester”
I know it’s not really my place to say, as a newbie fucking idiot dickwad … but I imagine Pauly is in mourning right about now.
Let us raise a Corona in respect…
…and then throw it to the ground and piss on it!
Ayayayayayyyyyayay!
Montalban’s funeral procession will consist of three unmarked vans carrying two hundred and forty-three friends and family
“Complications related to old age” = Difficult Soduku puzzle
Wait a sec, first Goulet and now Montalban… SOMEONE WARN FRED WARD!!!
Montalban’s Legacy remains untarnished.
But his Regal has a few scratches.
The Mighty Feklahr’s wonders if Montalban’s last breath was collected to be spat at William Shatner?
“Complications related to old age” = Difficult Soduku puzzle
OK, that one got me you SOB!
The only dead Mexican on my Fantasy Island is Skip Bayless
hopes Jacktion! will belatedly see the humour in week-old Shatner/Khan joke*
Shatner/Khan?
Shatner/Khan? Shatner/Khan?
Shatner/Khan, everybody, everybody Shatner/Khan. Lemme rock you that’s all I wanna do…
I’m also concerned for Tom Baker. It seems the geeks heroes are the targets for 2009.
There are a lot of last breaths queued up to be spat at Shatner. He’ll have to get in line, right behind Scotty and Nurse Chapel.
*pours out some Spanish Fly……
into the punch bowl at prom*
The real tragedy in all this is that he didn’t live long enough to see Barack Obama call him a fucking pussy and tell him “You heard the lady, your bitch chose me”.
Reportedly, there was lightning shooting all over Montalban’s house and Esteban was heard screaming “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”
Shatner/Khan, everybody, everybody Shatner/Khan. Lemme rock you that’s all I wanna do…
Yes, in hindsight, I should have written “Shatner/Karn”. But hey … check my username!
Atleast Montalban went quickly…
*checks box next to “obligatory Speedy Gonzalez reference” on racist notepad*
So, now he’s an EX-Khan then, right? HaHa! I’ll show myself out.
I will always have Kahn in my heart….
and Kahn in my turds.
Are we sure it was “complications related to old age?” Did anyone check his ears for worms?
^Cause that would be ironic.
*Khaaaan Is Dead. And No-One cares. If there is a hell, I’ll see him there*
New up, if you’re still here.
But the ear-worms weren’t lethal, Juan.
So it must have been old age. Or old taquito.
Edward James Olmos didn’t get that Battlestar Galactica role because of Montalban, he got it because he saved the production company thousands in alien make-up.
I also hope Mr Montalban rests in peace in his deluxe casket lined in rich Corinthian leather.