Comments on: KEANU REEVES IN COWBOY BEBOP http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:00:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: brad http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169198 brad Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:24:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169198 Fuck. Fuck.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169192 Donkey Hodey Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:03:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169192 ukbust, I definitely appreciated the bj story. ukbust, I definitely appreciated the bj story.

]]> By: Lukbuster http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169131 Lukbuster Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:29:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169131 Donkey, after I reread my post I realize that if somebody else wrote what I did, I'd feel the same. What sets me apart from those that recommend anime is that I wove in a bj story with my recommendation. You wont get any argument from me though, as anime does have a surplus of tentacle rape. Anyway Mommy is here to pick me up she doesn't let me wear my Dumb Ass, Dicklicking Anime Semi-Sorta-Fan Hat in the minivan. Donkey, after I reread my post I realize that if somebody else wrote what I did, I’d feel the same. What sets me apart from those that recommend anime is that I wove in a bj story with my recommendation.

You wont get any argument from me though, as anime does have a surplus of tentacle rape. Anyway Mommy is here to pick me up she doesn’t let me wear my Dumb Ass, Dicklicking Anime Semi-Sorta-Fan Hat in the minivan.

]]> By: The Mighty Feklahr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169115 The Mighty Feklahr Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:10:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169115 <i>That sound you heard was the screams of thousands of fanboys taking their own lives.</i> Nope, just burrito night at the Feklahr house, again! QAPLAH! That sound you heard was the screams of thousands of fanboys taking their own lives.

Nope, just burrito night at the Feklahr house, again! QAPLAH!

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169109 JessicaD Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:03:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169109 That sound you heard was the screams of thousands of fanboys taking their own lives. That sound you heard was the screams of thousands of fanboys taking their own lives.

]]> By: The Mighty Feklahr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169108 The Mighty Feklahr Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:02:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169108 <i> Rock Strongo says: So Fek, what you are basically saying is that with Reeves’ botox-user like ability to emote, he might actually be the worst possible person to be in this movie.</i> Quite the opposite! Anime fans will microscopically analyze Reeves. Even he cannot actually literally stop his atomic structure from moving. They will notate (and most likely lambaste in a fury) the smallest physical traits. "Look! It's night out and Keanu's posture has his left foot forward. He is SO not Spike! KILL HIM!" *cue anime fan with sword in crowded Japanese shopping mall* Rock Strongo says:

So Fek, what you are basically saying is that with Reeves’ botox-user like ability to emote, he might actually be the worst possible person to be in this movie.

Quite the opposite! Anime fans will microscopically analyze Reeves. Even he cannot actually literally stop his atomic structure from moving. They will notate (and most likely lambaste in a fury) the smallest physical traits.

“Look! It’s night out and Keanu’s posture has his left foot forward. He is SO not Spike! KILL HIM!”

*cue anime fan with sword in crowded Japanese shopping mall*

]]> By: The Mighty Feklahr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169104 The Mighty Feklahr Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:57:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169104 <i>Hey Fek, you alright man? Maybe I should carry the ring for a while!?</i> I know I pretend to get Hustla'd by comments here a lot, but I read this one while neck deep in a conversation (about Star Trek!) with the owner of the company and had to pretend I was having an asthma attack to cover. Well played, sir! Hey Fek, you alright man? Maybe I should carry the ring for a while!?

I know I pretend to get Hustla’d by comments here a lot, but I read this one while neck deep in a conversation (about Star Trek!) with the owner of the company and had to pretend I was having an asthma attack to cover.

Well played, sir!

]]> By: The Mighty Feklahr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169101 The Mighty Feklahr Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:55:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169101 new up, btk (Also, you cannot trust anyone when they say "This anime is good!" unless it is "Fist of the North Star {well, OLD FOTNS} or "Ninja Scroll". Period.) new up, btk

(Also, you cannot trust anyone when they say “This anime is good!” unless it is “Fist of the North Star {well, OLD FOTNS} or “Ninja Scroll”. Period.)

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169096 Donkey Hodey Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:52:02 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169096 <i>The Cowboy Bebop series is the exception to the rule for Anime.</i> Sorry, Lukbuster, but I've heard that too many times. "Don't worry baby, this anime will be different than all the other times!" Then I'm sucked in and BAM! before I know it, tentacle rape and oversimplified characters. The Cowboy Bebop series is the exception to the rule for Anime.

Sorry, Lukbuster, but I’ve heard that too many times. “Don’t worry baby, this anime will be different than all the other times!” Then I’m sucked in and BAM! before I know it, tentacle rape and oversimplified characters.

]]> By: Jacktion! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/keanu-reeves-in-cowboy-bebop#comment-169090 Jacktion! Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:47:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8636#comment-169090 Coming soon to ABC: James Spader and William Shatner play Jewish lawyers in an Irish-Catholic city. Look for <i>Boston Spiegel</i>, this fall! Coming soon to ABC: James Spader and William Shatner play Jewish lawyers in an Irish-Catholic city.

Look for Boston Spiegel, this fall!

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