01.27.09 JOEY FATONE IS THE MOST AWKWARDEST
Unless you’re one of the seven people who watches the TV Guide channel, you probably missed their scintillating SAG Awards coverage the other night. But fear not, that’s why we have the internet. Here, Joey Fatone interviews James Franco. I never thought anyone could out-awkward the MTV guy when it comes to James Franco interviews, but this comes close.
FATONE: I am here with James Franco, how’s it goin, man? Congratulations.
FRANCO: Thank you.
FATONE: Film nominee.
FRANCO: …Thank you.
FATONE: For Milk.
FRANCO: ……Yeah. That’s the movie. Yeah.
FATONE: Milk. …I just like sayin that, I don’t know why.
FRANCO: Is that how you say it out in Brooklyn?
FATONE: Uh… No, I just say ‘Milk.’ That white stuff. HA! No, but that’s something else. Nevermind.
It’s like eavesdropping on the awkward shitty party you bailed on! I’m assuming TV Guide Channel only hired Joey Fatone and Lisa Rinna for the tax break, like when Einstein Bagels gets retards to man the napkin dispenser. Okay, guys, here are your microphones, try not to drool on anyone!
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JOEY FATONE IS THE MOST AWKWARDEST
INSERT CUM JOKE HERE
Fatone: I’m here with Barack Obama. Congratulations.
Obama: Thank you.
Fatone: President.
Obama: … thank you.
Fatone: Of the United States.
Obama: Yes. That’s the country.
Fatone: Obama. I just like saying that. I don’t know why.
Obama: Someone reopen Gitmo.
In middle school, they referred to me as the Fatone.
And Joey lives in Orlando and is about as Brooklyn as a fucking taco.
What was really awkward was when Fatone tried to get Franco to come up to his hotel room so Fatone and Lance Bass could “milk” him.
Lance Bass gave Joey Fatone all the milk he wanted, he just had to do the milking himself.
HERE COMES THE DICK-STEPPER!
They hired Fatone so they could change the name to TV Guido
Terd, It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting jokes. You stepped on my dick which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get *NOTHING*! You lose!
Good day sir!
Even more awkward was when Lisa Rinna interviewed Julia Roberts and their mouths battled for intergalactic supremacy.
I kept waiting for Fatone to hoarsely whisper that Milk did Francos’ body good and then try to shove the mic up his butt.
He loses more of those foamy mic covers that way!
“Duuude, it must be so hard to play a pole-smoker in one movie and a pot-smoker in another . . . cuz you’re neither of those, riiiiight?”
Hey James, the boy bander just called you gay stoner. You gonna take that? Fight fight fight fight!
The interview continued being awkward when Fatone just kept asking Franco “What’s Toby Macguire like in real life?”
Another interviewer asked John McCain who was interviewing Barack Obama. McCain replied simply “Fat One”.
Gay stoners have it made. When they get the munchies there is no shortage of chocolate for them to munch on.
See-a Lince? You make-a your Momma proud! De Lisa Rinna jokes, everybody like-ah dem! QAPLAH!
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GRRR…MORE LIKE JOEY FAGONE!!!!!!
Dor sho gha! Why did they cut the strip right before Franco detonates a Pumpkin Bomb in that guy’s fucking eye socket?
Feklahr just Joey Fatone’d the thread. Big 12 I mean midwest 3 represent!!
Panda – love the avatar – that gif cracks me up.
N’up.
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