Comments on: JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS HIGH ON PCP (UPDATE)

By: Patty Boots

Patty Boots — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:11:46 +0000

Yeah, that’ll go well, Joaquin.

And by well, I mean relative obscurity followed by celebrity rehab on VH1.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:03:10 +0000

“Just like a Phoenix, I rise from da ashes. I cover up my harelip with scraggly mustaches”

By: Rotwangchung

Rotwangchung — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:00:59 +0000

I predict his rapping won’t be soft-palatable.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:53:47 +0000

Could be worse. It could be Will Smith.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:53:05 +0000

HEY! Where did JHC go? He was just here.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:51:45 +0000

FEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR!!!

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:34:32 +0000

new up

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:25:19 +0000

Well. Now. Don’t you tell me smile to.
You stick around I’ll make it worth while your.
Got numbers beyond what you dial can.
Maybe it’s because I’m versatile so.

By: Juan

Juan — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:23:24 +0000

Congratulated on his new career, Joaquin said “You! Thank”

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:23:15 +0000

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

How in the hell did I let Juan beat me to a Joaquin to New Orleans joke? Fuckin kids are draining the funny right outta me.