JIM CARREY’S SCROOGE IS SCARY
01.08.09
Robert Zemeckis is currently shooting A Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, and Colin Firth. Like Zemeckis’ last two movies, Beowulf and Polar Express, Christmas Carol will be shot using motion-capture animation. I don’t really get mo-cap, which has neither the style of regular animation nor the realness of, uh, real stuff. Everyone comes out looking like glassy-eyed mannequins, or Scientologists. Still, I have to admit that this first image is pretty GD scary. But that could just be because it looks a lot like a Nazi propaganda cartoon. Quick, hide the Christian babies!
[via the totally-not-anti-Semitic Filmz.ru]
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If they wanted a guy with a nose like that, why didn’t they just cast Triple H?
Whoa, it’s C. Montgomery Burns.
Whenever I blast my splickety slpack all over some chick’s fuzzy bagel I always continue limp dicked for 30 minutes. I just tell her, “Hey, this is motion capture! This shit will be awesome once it gets out of post!”
There are more adaptations of A Christmas Carol than there are Jews.*
*even I don’t really know what I meant by that
Alternate title: Marley’s Ghost and Me
And vat’s with the ghosts all of a sudden, they’re trying to fekelpt my feklempt with the meshuggeh. HEY LADY!
Even the undead look down upon money-hungry Jews. Let this be a lesson, don’t be a greedy old miser, or ghosts representing a pagan holiday stolen for Jesus will teach you that good old-fashioned racism towards Jews is still jsut fine. As long as it makes a profit.
Jim Carrey’s Scrooge is SSSSSSSSTROKIN!
Donald Duck says “that doesn’t look like my uncle at all!”
Hey Jude, don’t look so sad.
Take that gold star, and make it better.
Remember, to get home before curfew,
And get Anne Frank, back in her shelter.
Hey Jude, don’t be afraid.
It’s not trouble, just a shower.
The minute, the gas gets onto your skin,
We will begin, to make things better.
Ron Jeremy plays “Splooge” in the “A XXX-Mas Carol.”
Jim Carrey’s Scrooge says ‘Baaaahllrighty then!”
{props head up with fist and stares dreamily at ceiling, wondering what hell will really be like}
Vern Troyer was cast as Tiny Tim.
Diremutt, hell will be like Filmdrunk, only everyone will be sitting around a big table screaming their comments at each other instead of typing.
Calista Flockhart will be cast as Tiny Tim’s crutch.
Am I the only one with an enormous boner right now?
Jenny McCarthy will play the Ho-Ho ‘Ho.
Juan, hell will be one big winking cirlce jerk if it’s like Filmdrunk.
You know Juan, that sounds like Thanksgiving dinner after the booze is gone and Pictionary has turned into Pencilystabbyonary.
Fuckin’ A!
I have one too, Jacktion!. Only because I have been looking at BBW porn.
Gimmee sec Jack!
{thinks about Jack!’s boner}
QAHPLAH!!
Next year they’ll cast a fat kid to play Young Scrooge.
BBW? Birls Bone Wild?
Has the make-up department on this movie got their Scrooge and their Shylock mixed up? Jack Palance’s Scrooge didn’t look anything like this.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2620169984/tt0133727
If I was ever visited by a Ghost of Christmas Past, I’d have him take me back to that one night in ’95 so that I could see if that chick ever got up out of the ditch I left her in.
Curiosity fingered the cat.