01.06.09 JAPANESE WATCHMEN TRAILER. NEW FOOTAGE.
This is the Japanese version of the Watchmen trailer. Even though there’ve already been like 12 Watchmen trailers, this one actually has some new footage, including Nixon looking at a doomsday map and hints at the Watchmen’s involvement in the Kennedy assassination. Our friend Gerald Posner actually wrote a book about who was really responsible for the Kennedy assassination. But if you ask me, it was the act of Gerald Posner concentrating on him that retroactively blew JFK’s head off.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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JAPANESE WATCHMEN TRAILER. NEW FOOTAGE.
Gerald Posner calls his dick “The Magic Bullet”
Suddenly the yellow smiley face is kinda racist.
Gerald Posner cheeks bones fought in “The Bay of Pigs” invasion.
*chodin enters thread carrying Gerald Posner sex doll under left arm*
Well fuck me sideways…what timing.
Gerald Posner has breast cancer of the face.
Gerald Posner has the face of an angle.
Gerald Posner has a prolapsed uvula.
(I’m way sad I missed that thread last week)
Gerald Posner is face tall.
Gerald Posner was angry that he didn’t get the part of Beast in the Beauty and the Beast TV series.
Mickey Rourke saw the picture of Gerald Posner and ripped it up thinking someone was playing a joke on him.
Gerald Posner once made a camera shit its pants.
Gerald Posner was the model for Tom Cruise’s face in Vanilla Sky.
Michelle, Crap, get your own face jokes!
If you’ll notice, Gerald Posner’s “angry” face is very similar to his “pervert” face…which is very much like his “horny” face, which also resembles his “rape” face.
Gerald Posner is the love child of Rocky Dennis and Nien Numb.
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/atkinson/948/nienumb2.jpg
Gerald Posner’s middle name is Thalidomide.
Huh?
<=== Just bumped into Gerald Posner coming out of a 7-11.
Gerald Posner is a victim of Gary Busey Disease.
Gerald Posner wears a slightly larger mask of his own face at all times.
Gerald Posner doesn’t think that his extra chromosome is that big of a deal.
Gerald Posner’s cheekbones house the remains of Atlantis.
Gerald Posner is what happens when you let Salvador Dali use papier mache.
Lucky for Gerald Posner if he ever wants to rob a bank.
His face looks like it’s already in a pantyhose.
Gerald Posner cums out of the wrong hole.
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