This is the trailer for The Cove, which won the audience award for documentaries at Sundance. It takes place in a remote Japanese town, but the trailer keeps things a bit mysterious. “If you didn’t know what was going on over here, you’d think this was a town that really loved dolphins and whales.” Hmm, so what is going on there? Let’s see… Japan… dolphins… Is it… Animals being brutally slaughtered? Let’s go with that. When it’s Japan, just answer “brutal slaughter” or “karaoke”. You’ll always have a 50% shot.
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They probably think dolphin meat gives you super happy boner time.
I’d still take the Dolphins @ -3 1/2.
I’d say that for pure nutritional value, I’d probably go with dolphin, but Japanese people have ‘em beat on taste.
If the Japanese want to kill Nick Buoniconti, I’d be ok with that.
“It’s OK, we’re making tentacle porn.”
I already watched Dolphins get slaughtered a few weeks ago.
So they like to frog the dolphin. Is that such a crime?
I don’t understand why they don’t hunt the octopi. It would really cut down on the rape statistics over there.
What’s Japanese for “you expect me to fuck a blowhole and NOT film it?”
They call him Frippa, Frippa. Fasta den rightning.
The dolphins could use the help of a Dan Marinobiologist.
I’m all for this movie if it takes the heat off my freezer of baby seal meat.
Prince William says, “anybody want to taste some dauphin meat?”
True Story:
Once in Vegas I watched a dolphin use a frisbee and the window me and five families were standing behind to masturbate.
That’s what happens when you are sober in Vegas. That’s never happened again.
@Chino–he’s busy helping Bob Grieseal.
If this is about the Cloverfield monster, I’m going to be fucking pissed.
If Ricky Williams would’ve shown up in time, there would be no conflict and everybody would just be soooooo relaxed, maaan.
What? No Hayden Pantiesatearin riding her surfboard of righteousness to try and stop them?
I’m surprised Hayden couldn’t use her powers of “Whatever it is she does on Heroes” to save the dolphins. Holy shit that show sucks.
On second thought, if this isn’t about the Cloverfield monster, I’m going to be fucking pissed.
I’d like this film a whole lot more if it was called Solly, Cholly.
The Japanese secret weapon: Ravens.
BOOSH MIZ!!
Mercury Morris doesn’t think these gooks are even in his time zone yet.
Alright, everyone roll up their dicks so I don’t step on them anymore. I promise to hit F5 on a more frequent basis.
They only slaughter dolphins to acquire Japan’s newest culinary delight:
Pre-digested sushi!
MiZ, I think you’re going to step on Brock Lesnar’s dick if you try to hit an F-5.
Fun Fact:
Dolphins are the only mammal other than humans that have sex for fun.
Fun Fact:
Killing other mammals that have sex for fun makes the Japanese orgasm.
I don’t mind, I think it’s
fucking disturbingawesome that there are people who think as I do.Jack! I take exteme offense to that as my Aunt’s retarded cousin was killed by an F5 in Kansas. R.I.P. Helen Hunt.
Dont go undercover to find people that fuck kids or like to buy little girls underwear! For heavens sake, save the fish first!
Fuck these guys.
The dolphins need to turn to their leader in a time of crisis like this.
Their leader? Dolphin Lundgren.
I’d definitely take the Dolphins over the Japanese, but I’d take Ditka over all of them.
The Japanese version of this film contains a scene where the Dolphins sprout clusters of tentacle penis’ and proceed to rape all the openings in Hayden Panettiere’s body. However this footage has been cut from the international release because western test audiences found that even with he large mosaic placed over Hayden’s pubic hair, they lost the sympathy they felt toward the Dolphins .
This is just a big misunderstanding. They didn’t kill the dolphins on porpoise.
Beating a country full of short people in football is Japan-easy!
If Flipper reruns, poorly dubbed in Japanese, played 4 times a day on TV you’d hate dolphins, too.
They probably wore wetsuits cause the water was nippy.
Methinks the meds need adjusting.
Those filmmakers need to be careful walking around all those slopes.
And those hills too.
So did anyone else notice that the trailer says “Together they’ll uncover a secret…that will effect us all.” Fucking hippies and their inability to speak English, man.
How would you Americans like it, if Japanese people came here and went undercover to find out why Americans dont sell used school girl panties out of vending machines?
You can only hit F5 ::sound of silverware hitting table, plates:: with the Finger of God
Affect us all? I prefer my Japanese revolutions to be of the Dance Dance variety, thank you very much.