Bobby Hacker are the YouTube stars responsible for Cars aka Get Out Your F-cking Checkbook, possibly the best internet video ever made. They recently did this promo for Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans. It’s an amazingly accurate representation of the way I feel about half the stupid movies I have to report on. I won’t ruin the surprise, but let’s just say it’s like a more inspired version of the dismissive wank motion. And is set to “Yackety Sax.” *sigh* Everything should be set to Yackety Sax.
UPDATE: A commenter says the song is actually Yackety Yak, not Yackety Sax. Is he right? Possibly. At this point, all we know for certain is that Yackety would be a good name for a Yak.




The children’s artwork was a nice touch.
“Everything should be set to Yackety Sax.”
Like my fuck-life.
Bullshit, that was the same promo for “House Party 3″…oh wait, no it wasn’t.
Are “Lycans” Puerto Rican Lions?
Cause Puerto Ricans already scare the fuck out of me….
Hey, did you guys hear about that kid from the rival high school who had his lower ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick!?
My brother’s roommate’s cousin went to church with that fucker.
Are “Promos” Puerto Rican homos?
Cause that’s a little redundant….
I liked the DVD extra on “Silence of the Lambs” where you could replace ‘Goodbye Horses’ with ‘Yackety Sax’.
I’d like to give Bobby Hacker an Obama Victory Plate.
I hate (love?) to be the dick here, but…this is not Yackety Sax, it’s Yackety Yak.
But on the topic of the post, Why did they feel the need to make a movie that already had the entire plot already set out in the first movie that this is supposed to be a prequel to? This isn’t expanding the film’s storyline at all. This whole movie has already been summed up in five minutes from the first movie. And there was no further explanation needed. At all.
That thing he was sucking on? Gerald Posner.
Okuma, you sound hot. Wanna meet in San Antonio next week and fuck behind the Alamo?
Remember the Alamo……
has no basement.
Okuma…I don’t mean to be the dick here, but it’s a movie about vampires and fucking werewolves.
Again, vampires and fucking werewolves.
But I’l bet it has a back door.
!pu weN
I don’t mean to be a dick here, but I’ve been trying to pull that off for years.
I hope he reveals his secret…
CCH, you bring the anal lube, I’ll bring the GHB
It is indeed Yackety Yak. I never noticed how similar they were.
Next time you see a chase scene on Cops, put on Yackety Sax. Slightly amusing.
It’s yackety yak, don’t talk back – Vince wtf was that video?
A kielbasa would have been more convincing. Oh Was that supposed to be funny?