I JUST TOOK A (LINK) DUMP
01.06.09
First pictures of Audrey Tatou in Coco avant Chanel. Have I mentioned how much I love it when they fugify really hot chicks in movies? No? Good. [Empire]
Truthful Ad of the Week: Ross. I love this ad. “Just come in and try on stuff in the aisle. Unhappy? Hurl it to the floor like a bag of shit.” [HolyTaco]
Patton Oswalt on why he loves Jason Statham. My two favorite people in the world in the same blog post — what God did I please? I guess after years of ripping off Patton he finally decided to return the favor. Aaand he does it better than me. Typical. Key quote? “Statham! Yell it when you’re f-cking!”
Frank Miller’s 20-year tussle with the film industry. “Frank Miller created the Dark Knight, and the template for the brooding superhero. So why did it take 20 years for Hollywood to give the comics genius a film of his own to make?” Answer: Because he’s an artist, not a director. Alternate answer: See: The Spirit. [TheIndependent]
9 DVDs to Immediately Regift. In my family we don’t exchange gifts, we just throw shit at each other. I don’t recommend adopting chimps. [ScreenJunkies]
New Terminator: Salvation action figures may contain spoilers for the movie. That’s strange, action figures normally only spoil your ability to attract women. [CHUD]
The Porn Site Strip Club. Frickin’ porn sites, with their popups, and their irrational charges – who needs ‘em! Oh right, I do. My mistake. [CollegeHumor]
Matt Smith is the new Dr. Who. Tagline: Exactly. [Filmonic]
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Amelie? More like Amugly.
Yeah! High five.
I’d advise Mr Oswalt not to bother with The Bank Job. That was bobbins.
Have you Americans been getting the “new” Doctor Who? It’s fucking sacred over here. Personally, i think it dursted with the bombastic Kylie Christmas special in 07. Whoever thinks a 26 year old is good casting in the Doctor role is fucking insane. I wouldn’t trust a 26 year old to flush a toilet. Grrr. Clear on out of it you kids.
Audrey Tatou as Coco Chanel? Looks more like Robert Downey Jr. as Charlie Chaplin avant moustache.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been to that strip club
Is Audrey Tatou one of the chicks who sang “All The Things She Said”?
What the hell is wrong with the guy who wrote the “9 DVDs to regift” article?
Step Brothers was better than it had any right to be.
We expect WAY more out of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.
Really? They only made one movie together before this, and it wasn’t nearly as funny as this one.
Matt Smith is Crispin Glover and Frankenstein’s love child. I’m still trying to figure out what the hell the brits were thinking. If they wanted Rob Pattinson just hire Rob Pattinson for fucks sake. I never thought I’d be older than The Doctor. 24 years old?? WTF??
When I was done reading Patton’s blog, Brian Posehn walked into my office and rambled through a 15 minute joke about why Slayer is awesome.
I would like to be the first to personally thank Uproxx for getting rid of Lil Wayne at the bottom of my fucking screen. And the last to congratulate Chino for her win on COTW. Oh and I also would fuck the chick in the banner pic. But what’s with those pants she’s got on? Suede panels on the inner thigh?
Aww fuck. Lil Wayne’s still there. He’s just slid over to the last spot on the right. Dammit!
erswi, they’re for horseback riding, and that is a vastly underrated look on a chick, especially since more often than not she’s also holding a riding crop.
Putting Step Brothers in the same mention as 10,000 BC is like saying that your favorite kinds of jokes are knock knock and rape.
Isn’t the Alphabet Killer Cry Baby’s dad? I need more sleep.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Listen, I’m coming in no matter what, so just open the door and enjoy it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor, oh fuck off.
Well done, Stinky.
N’UP!
Erswi hates when I yell Statham.
The only time a Terminator action figure would scare off a chick would be is if it was the T-1000 with voice action saying “Have you seen this boy?”
Despite Revolver’s horrendous reviews, I just watched it and had a total Stathasm. So there.
“Frank Miller created the Dark Knight, and the template for the brooding superhero.”
Oh gosh, did he? My mistake, I just thought he turned Batman into an asshole… you know, because Frank Miller likes to project.
/fangirl rant