HUGH LAURIE IS IN COMMERCIALS
01.13.09Here we see the SAG/Golden Globe-winning House star shilling for Polaroid back in the 80s. You’d have had to be blind not to see this guy’s talent. Look how many emotions he went through in a 30-second commercial! You can’t teach that.
After the jump, see him in a cigar commercial in which a cigar isn’t just a cigar. “Anyone who doesn’t buy Panama must have a cigar missing.” Translation? People who don’t smoke Panamas have a vagina.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Male nurse: “Doctor, this little girl is going to die and we don’t know what is wrong with her.”
House: “Get me a jar of peanut butter, a rottweiler and a 14-foot dildo.”
Male nurse: “Not this time, House. I won’t let you do it.”
House: “I’m a doctor who plays by my own rules.”
Male nurse: “I’m sorry I doubted you, House.”
He looks like an informercial Mr. Bean in though thumbnails.
Fuck this, I’m going to work.
How the hell is he supposed to diagnose Amyloydosis (sp?) with a fuckin camera? Where is the god damned prop master?
Anyone who has a cigar missing… probably rolled a blunt with that shit.
Spoiler Alert! House sucks.
That Polaroid just confirms that they cast the right guy for Beetlejuice.
Not Hugh Laurie.
Anyone who has a cigar missing… should check their rectal cavity. (silly Brits)
Any guy with a chick name for his last name is ultra gay.
Anyone who has a cigar missing… might have Alzheimer’s and should probably be put in a home.
IT’s not as bad as George Clooney selling me coffee over the Xmas holidays… Or Ewan McGregor selling me aftershave, I guess he didn’t get enough money from those cunting Star Wars movies…
*bitter*
Anyone who has a cigar missing has been hanging out with White House interns too much.
Summing up that 30-second commercial.
Polaroid: Cameras for the retarded.
I think he’s got sarcoidosis.
If I’m House, I’m putting together my dream team of Cameron, 13, Cuddy, and the dwarves from “The Safety Dance” video. But they only get to watch while running around in circles.
Anyone who doesn’t buy Panama must have a cigar missing
Oh yeah? Well anybody who does buy Panama has a canal full of seamen.
Anyone who doesn’t buy Panama must have a cigar missing
David Lee Roth agrees.
Panama – The only cigar guaranteed to be 50% human remains
As convenient as Polaroid cameras are, I’ve never enjoyed how after a year or so the image starts to get a yellow hugh.
We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.
Hugh Laurie was all of Michael Keaton’s clones in Multiplicity.
Hugh Laurie tried out for Tim Burton’s Batman, but didn’t get the part because his hair was too unkempt.
Hugh Laurie almost got the lead in Mr. Mom until he learned that the lead character was to be played straight.
Hugh Laurie does not approve of the new up.
I’ve got Polaroids of me and Nikki Nova if anyone would like to see them.
Sure, why not.
OMG, THAS SUPPOSED 2 B A CAMRA!? WHERE THE HELL U PUT MEMRY CARD?!? HAHA, OLD SHIT SUX!! LOLOLOL!!!
Everybody has to start somewhere.