The awesomely title Japanese film High Kick Girl has a teaser trailer which you can watch below. You’ll be watching it and she just stands there for a while and you’ll be all like, Dude, is she gonna high kick or what? And I don’t wanna spoil the suprise but you better believe she high kicks.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip. Via Twitch]
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I can do that.
But I don’t want to.
I can also do her.
And I do want to.
I let her high-kick me just so I can peek up her skirt.
I didn’t know i was talking to a movie star when i emailed that chick. i was only loking for mail order brides from Thailand, but i found this one while i was checking out what Thailand’s Erotic Services section looked like over there. not as many ladyboi’s as i would have thought.
I’d rather get real high.
*exhales bong hit*
Can Uproxx please get rid of that Lil Wayne photo at the bottom of the page?
I’d rather get High Kick Girl real high.
{saunters in with a big fucking sombrero on}
Hola putos!Que pasa con la Raza?
I’m logged in as DM?
Ya! That’s right, DM for layif!
Now, this is exactly the sort of thing I expect from Japan. Especially if there’s a brief animated sequence and some gangster types with crazy hair.
Oh, Japan. Never change.
Am I the only one who thinks the banner picture would be way better if that dude was peeing up her skirt?
HEY!! Uproxx(xxx!) unfucked my DM account and I can change my avi!
Nom, no.
nom: In Japan that dude is always peeing up her skirt…
She doesn’t shoot ping pong balls out of that cooter, she lobs golf balls.
Is High Kick Girl! more high concept than Snakes on a Plane!?
It’s foreign, and it has ‘high’ right there in the title. So, yes.
New up – now with Schadenfreude Sloth!
Pic #4, that dude is doing all wrong, you don’t drop to the ground to get an upskirt of that chick, you tell her Hello Kitty fucking sucks ass and she’ll kick you in the face.
That vid looked more like Street Fighter than the actual Street Fighter movie.
That’s not a good thing.
WOW, the best trailer I have ever seen…
Mmmm, school girl outfit *drools*
I think I know where High Kick Girl is from: Bang-Cock.