HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM HANGOVER BEAR
01.01.09
Well folks, it’s 2009 and sadly, you’re still you. It’s also New Year’s Day so obviously I’m not working. Instead, I hope you’ll enjoy the musical stylings of this hamster… on a piano… eating popcorn… on a piano. This video is why the internet was created.
[Thanks, comedy.com]
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Look at that Hamster presenting. This is what happens when the backup dancers for crazy frog get down and out and will do anything for some food and possibly rock.
He sure do love that popcorn.
I’d hit that (with a broom)
That corn was all POP POP man. Shit was going down yo?
*chodin bursts into thread, instantly throws up, pukes in own front shirt pocket, vision blurs, room spins, exits thread immediately*
KHANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it’s official, the first:
FUCK MIKE!!!!!!
…of the year.
Methinks that hamster has some turtle DNA; seems to have a bit of trouble righting itself. Cute as hell, although it’s about time anyone mimicking a hamster stopped using that helium voice thing. Every hamster i’ve spoken to sounds like Tom Waits.
A video that cute on the internet usually ends up with death and mutilation, Happy Tree Friends-style.
I got braces bitches!
Did you get polio for Christmas, floggedhat?
This is the same shit that Richard Gere beats-off too.
Little Cock teasin’ hamsters.
They ripped off this ideo from the floor piano scene in Big.
Now if that little furry fag played Bach, then I’d be impressed.
After he finished that popcorn kernel, he promptly rolled over and played “Piano Man”….
“Now Paul is a real estate novelist,
who never had time for a wife.
He’s talking with Davy who’s still in the navy,
and probably will be for life…..”
WE ONLY DO COVERS OF 80′S BILLY JOEL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Bex…
[whispers}
Te amo.
Pauly…
[while looking back in dramatic Telenovela fashion whispering]
Yo tambien.
What’s Spanish for “fagnuts”?
Hoey,
Your face.
Zing!
Pauly, that’s vaginal polio. Right?
Egg Zach Lee, erswi.
The hot item that was on EVERYONE’S Christmas list last year.
This is almost as good as Guinea Pig In My Butthole. That’s not a video so much as a thing that’s happening right now.
Cuuuuuuuute!
Sadly, the parody video entitled “Guinea pig eating candycorn on a Casio keyboard” wasn’t as popular.
Spike Lee is currently working on a rebuttal to this clip starring a black rat eating a slice of watermelon on a turn table.
Fuck it, I may as well start the new year off with a bang.
That hamster is like a dope fiend. You can do whatever the fuck you want to them, so long as they have their blunt/rock/blow.
Homeless people are kind of the same way with a couple of cheeseburgers and a six pack of Schlitz.
Fine. If I’m the only swinging dick here today, I may as well get comfy.
*unvelcroes shoes, takes pants off, picks nose, admires booger, flicks it across room, hits up youporn*
JHC, I’m on MY way to work now (well, in a minute).
And may I say, Hangover Bear better drag his ass out of bed or he’ll be Unemployed Bear Asking For Spare Change.
What’s your commute time Juan? I only ask because I’d like to see this DP midget gangbang through to fruition and I don’t perform well with an audience.
Dor sho gha! The Hawks AND the Huskers won their fucking Bowl Games! QAPLAH!
Yesterday was a good day, Fek. QAPLAH!, indeed.
I’d like to add my sentiments to the mix.
38-3! Geaux Tigers!
(Pssst…J, what does “gee-ox” mean?)
PURPLE!
Dammit! We can’t do colors anymore? I quit!
Dunno. Sounds Portuguese to me.
fucking internet connectivity. Happy fucking new year to you too, Time Warner buttfuckers.
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!*
Did somebody say
Cesar Romerobuttfuckers???PURPLE! WITH BLOOD!!!
Do you know what piano students and Chinese restauranteurs have in common?
They both look at this video and think, “Chopsticks….”
Also, Happy New Year to all you dicktuckers and dicksuckers.
HNY to you too, Stinky. LOL AIDSD OMG ROFLMAOWJO DNA BRB!
*thinks his resolution to use more text-speak is fucking retarded*
Ironically, my text speak has just as many spelling errors as my typing. Fuck Mike!!!
Not that anyone is here, but there is a new up.