01.01.09 HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM HANGOVER BEAR

Look at that Hamster presenting. This is what happens when the backup dancers for crazy frog get down and out and will do anything for some food and possibly rock.

He sure do love that popcorn.

I’d hit that (with a broom)

That corn was all POP POP man. Shit was going down yo?

*chodin bursts into thread, instantly throws up, pukes in own front shirt pocket, vision blurs, room spins, exits thread immediately*

KHANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it’s official, the first:

FUCK MIKE!!!!!!

…of the year.

Methinks that hamster has some turtle DNA; seems to have a bit of trouble righting itself. Cute as hell, although it’s about time anyone mimicking a hamster stopped using that helium voice thing. Every hamster i’ve spoken to sounds like Tom Waits.

A video that cute on the internet usually ends up with death and mutilation, Happy Tree Friends-style.

I got braces bitches!

Did you get polio for Christmas, floggedhat?

This is the same shit that Richard Gere beats-off too.

Little Cock teasin’ hamsters.

They ripped off this ideo from the floor piano scene in Big.

Now if that little furry fag played Bach, then I’d be impressed.

After he finished that popcorn kernel, he promptly rolled over and played “Piano Man”….

“Now Paul is a real estate novelist,
who never had time for a wife.
He’s talking with Davy who’s still in the navy,
and probably will be for life…..”

WE ONLY DO COVERS OF 80′S BILLY JOEL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Bex…

[whispers}

Te amo.

Pauly…

[while looking back in dramatic Telenovela fashion whispering]

Yo tambien.

What’s Spanish for “fagnuts”?

Hoey,

Your face.

Zing!

Pauly, that’s vaginal polio. Right?

Egg Zach Lee, erswi.

The hot item that was on EVERYONE’S Christmas list last year.

This is almost as good as Guinea Pig In My Butthole. That’s not a video so much as a thing that’s happening right now.

Cuuuuuuuute!

Sadly, the parody video entitled “Guinea pig eating candycorn on a Casio keyboard” wasn’t as popular.