It’s a Martin Luther King Day miracle! Black Dynamite, easily the most awesomest-looking movie ever made (based on the trailer, anyway) was picked up for distribution by Sony after “a long night of negotiations”, in which Michael Jai White karate kicked the shit out of everyone and bedded many, many women. Okay, we’re still awaiting confirmation on that last part. The film’s price tag was $2 million, or 20,000 $100 suits and 400 $5,000 cars.
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I say that to the whores in my bed too. But they dont answer, because of all the DEAD.
I just overcame.
Black Dynamite Picked Up… on a street corner where he and his gang were threatening to gang rape an interracial couple.
The black kids in the neighborhood used to call me cracker, short for White Firecracker.
bpPa, I bow to you sir/ma’am, uh… funny shit hommie… wait… er…
Um… Wasn’t the white guy with the over-sized knife also the villan in Beethoven? I’m just sayin’. I think I have to deduct two points for that…
The black kid in my neighborhood knew better than to call me White Sparkler unless my back was to him.
I’m kidding. There aren’t any black people in Nebraska.
On BCT (Black Cartoon Television) there’s a great show about the Black Falcon and Black Dyno-mutt.
I have a a very funkalicious dream.
By the way, don’t ever call a black cartoon a “toon”.
Or 2 million Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers!
(those two a‘s are just so you can read my indefinite articles in 3-D)
Check your calendar Vince, I think this post was meant for celebrating RDJ day.
This movie drinks grape drank
-scum
It’s good to see Willie Tyler and Lester working again.
Dr. King would be proud.
Black Dynamite’s sidekick is a Korean singer- Det Chord
*should’ve left well enough alone, staples dick to desk*
Is it true that this movie will be screened at the White House tomorrow evening?
Hearing the news, Spike Lee said “Take that, Clint Eastwood!”
Sounds more Thai than Korean, but still plenty good.
The Mighty Feklahr is sure this would have got nomemd, just like his Axe Lazer Tag post, if we had a nom page. ;)
Pauly, ever since I lost my job writing for Homeboys in Space I havent been the same.
Dor sho gha! Lince was arrested!!!
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Just to make sure, is it racist if the first thing I did after reading the headline was think “For what? Carjacking?”
Red Dynamite shoots bad guys with an arrow then scalps them.
Yellow Dynamite is only four inches long and likes to watch people shit on each other.
Brown Dynamite mows your lawn then takes a nap.
White Dynamite is a douche bag with a MBA and a coke habit.
Black Dynamite burns down his neighborhood then blames the white man.
Black Dynamite is made stable for transport by adding Thunderbird to nitroglycerine.
White Dynamite is Patrick Bateman?
Pink Dynamite is hairless.
Orange Dynamite comes from New Jersey and will explode if you try to put a blasting cap on it. He didn’t spent an hour perfectly spiking his hair for you to fuck it up.
Wait, I thought Ginger Dynamite came from New Jersey, but has since relocated.
Blue Dynamite really wanted to explode at some point, but nobody ever hit the switch, so now it just sits there in pain.
Yellow dynamite eats dogs, because it looks like a dog peed on it.
Purple Dynamite hates grape drank. Signed Pauly.
Purple Dynamite has changed it’s name to a sybmol
symbol, I used the Dynamite spelling there. Sorry
Paisley Dynamite misses the 70′s.
Fuschia Dynamite will whoop your ass, then take you to Pier 1 to help you decorate your living room.
“Booyah!” goes the Black Dynamite.
(Charlie) Brown Dynamite hates the Green Dynakite Eating Tree.
“Purple Dynamite hates grape drank. Signed Pauly.”
Nigga please.
Pink Dynamite looks and smells like regular Dynamite but after using it, you feel like you’re pissing razor blades.
Scum Dynamite has the crabs. Signed, Pauly’s Grandma
Sorry you had to find out this way, Pauly.
My ex-girlfriend’s Pink Dynamite was Dyna-TIGHT!
Of course, she was only 11.
White Dynamite will only explode with one-tenth the force if outnumbered locally by Black Dynamite.
Now she’s 13.
I thought Pink Dynamite liked “one in the stink.”
Brown Dynamite gets all stabby when the Chivas loose.
My groin exploded with scabies. Scum Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite has a complex about being short.
J.J. Evans like DYN-NO-MITE.
Banner pic cap: Ima gon fuck you mouf!
They should remake Lethal Weapon with Black Dynamite and Clint Eastwood.
Mulatto Dynamite knows why Obama tried black and never went back.
Went to this premiere last night at Sundance and, while I didn’t think this sort of thing happened anymore, the movie was at least 10 times funnier than the trailer.
Someone’s in the kitchen with dyna-mite.
With grape drank.
Black dynamite picked up…for flashing blind kids?
[i]The film’s price tag was $2 million, or 20,000 $100 suits and 400 $5,000 cars [/i]
Isn’t 20,000 $100 suits and 400 $5,000 cars $4 million? This kind of math error makes me question everything I know about FilmDrunk.