From the director of College Road Trip with Martin Lawrence and Raven Simone comes Furry Vengeance, starring Brendan Fraser.
Fraser will play a real estate developer whose new housing subdivision pushes far into a pristine part of the Oregon wilderness, pitting the developer against a band of angry critters. [Variety]
Gosh, I hope the critters will be CGI! Seriously though, a movie called “Furry Vengeance” and that’s the plot? Some fat perverts in Dubuque will be really disappointed when they hear about this. Also these guys.
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I thought “Furry Vengeance” is when you get brush burns on your dick from your girl’s 2nd day stubble…
Not to be confused with Rutger Hauer in a large poodle costume he can’t see out of: Blind Furry
Brendan Fraser, for the love of God, FIRE YOUR AGENT!
Pauly, we could compromise:
Blart-Giving a black gay sharting retard a blumpkin?
I saw this when it was called Teeth.
I was once attacked by an ocelot in the woods of Oregon. I hope this film documents the terror that such an attack can induce.
No, some fat perverts in Dubuque will be really *furryous* when they hear about this.
Pauly D: Oh look! Well if it isn’t our Mummy Murdering pal, Brendan Fraser.
Brendan Fraser: Hey, what’s u….
Pauly D: [interrupts] SHOOSH!
Fek: Deal
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Housing subdivisions are very tricky to get through local governments in Oregon. I don’t know who Mr. Fraser is, but he’s clearly got connections.
Shouldn’t she have six tits?
If he’s a real-estate novelist, his name HAS to be “Paul”…
He’s really come a long way since Encino Man.
In the scariest scene that Brendan Fraser has ever done, he has to deal with a beaver.
In that banner pic, Brendan’s eyes keep following me around the office.
…pitting the developer against a band of angry critters
I’m not sure which is the scariest. The Gorilla on the drums or the bear playing the banjo.
I thought a Furry Vengence was a retort for a Fuzzy Musket?
I bought a Japanese rifle once. It was furry automatic.
Wasn’t this called Over the Hedge?
“band of angry critters”
Who, understandably, Rage Against the Machines.
Banner \pci cap:
Me: Hey Brendan, what’s your name?
Brendan: …
Brendan: …
Brendan: ….
If I caught my cat wearing that outfit “you’re grounded, missy”, I’d say.
Brendan: …NUGNUTS!
Really FC? I think I’d jack off on mine.
I’d fuck that pussy.
new up
Pictured: Little Bunny, Foo-Foo.
<—– Failed his audition.
<—– “FUCK, IT’S BRENDAN FRASER!! RUN!!!1!”
By the look of the picture, I think the puppet master usually in charge of Brendon’s stiff acting and goofy facial expressions got the marionette strings tangled up a bit.
Ah Sasha.
Hold on, did I miss a bit where Brendan Fraser was anything but shithouse?
Meanwhile Furries were referenced in Family Guy, so it’s only a matter of time before a Furry runs for Congress and you have to do the whole dance again.