01.29.09 GET TO DA CHOPAAA! (AGAIN)
A “reboot” (that’s when they make, say, a Terminator movie whose plot ignores all previous Terminator movies) of Predator from Fox would normally sound like an awful idea, but the rumor is Robert Rodriguez is attached. I’m not a huge Rodriguez fan, but if anyone could bring this project the proper level of ridiculousness, it’s him.
A reliable source dropped us a line revealing to us that Robert Rodriquez and his Troublemaker Studios will be producing the Predator reboot for 20th Century Fox. Now here’ the kicker, the pitch being sent around town implies that the reboot will have more than one predator. “In the reboot a team of commandoes face down a mysterious race of vicious monsters.” [B-D]
Hmm, it took Arnold Schwarzenegger to kill just one Predator, so by my count, to take down an army of them you’d need at least… three Jason Stathams. Come on, make it happen. “Oi, if it bleeds, Oy kin take me shir’ off, now doesn’ Oy?”
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GET TO DA CHOPAAA! (AGAIN)
This makes my pussy as big as a house.
This makes my pussy as big as a house
Why did I double post?
Oh, it’s just the echo from my pussy being as big as a house.
GET TO DA SAZZ WAGON!
In this one, the vicious monsters will be Californians hunting down Arnold to get their refunds.
Oi Ain’ gots toime ta bleed.
I hope he puts a female Predator in this film that has big alien tits m i rite?
I’d like to see Hollywood rebooted via Pelosi and a snuke.
SPOILER:
The Predator is Danny Trejo.
In Rodriguez’s Predator, Carl Weathers will have a machine gun for an arm.
The reboot will feature an alien monster with active camouflage and dreadlocks, a hockey player from Nashville, and an unmanned aerial vehicle used by the Air Force.
Wait the fuck up…. Apollo Creed’s real name is Carl Weathers?
Mind = blown
Jesse “The Body” Ventura will be played by Sgt. Slaughter who will be played by me.
In Rodriguez’s Predator, Americans are the aliens, and Mexicans will be the heroes.
Rodriguez’s Predator is about a woman who keeps taking half his money.
Danny Glover won’t be reprising his role from the last Predator. He’s too old for that shit.
In the reboot, it’s up to Jesse Ventura to stop the Predators from planting explosives inside major American financial institutions.
I don’t know if I’m ready for Jason Statham to be governor yet, the original already turned too many action stars into politicians.
Dor sho gha! What’s next??? A Bad Lieutenant remake?
*puts disruptor in mouth*
The Mighty Feklahr understands Dateline NBC will be suing.
You one uuugly race of muthafuckas…
BTK, take a quick look at that banner pic. That is why guys like Him grew up to be MEN, and why our nation is doomed by the Jonas Brothers.
And really, is there anything hotter than a battered and bloody woman on the ground surrounded by soldiers with machine guns?
Fek, that is probably the truest thing I’ve heard in years.
*wipes single, manly tear from cheek*
“GRRRRR, FUCK YOU RYAN GOSLING!!”
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