Here’s the trailer from George Romero’s latest zombie movie, which I’m sure he’ll tell you is a totally relevant metaphor for something, just like it was 40 years ago. This one’s just called Of the Dead, because George Romero is so lazy he doesn’t even bother thinking up titles anymore. In related news, Brett Ratner’s next movie will be called With Chris Tucker.
[BloodyDisgusting has the synopsis]
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Of all the Romeros, I think Caesar was the best.
He’s the Alpha Romero.
He could just be developing Alzheimers, which would affect his braaaaiiiinssssss.
Romero’s on a slippery slope with prepositions here. I’m waiting for the knock-off titles, By the Dead, For the Dead, Around the Dead, and my personal favorite, In the Dead.
Yeah, I know all about that favorite,Donkey. Let me sleep!
You were asking for it Eibz. You shouldn’t have been in that sexy coffin.
Seriously,isnt this the same synopsis as every other fucking movie, only a different setting? I love George, but stop already.
Romero is using the dumbest zombies ever in this movie as a metaphor for what George W. Bush has done to our country.
I’m responding with my lazy joke title, Of the Titfuckers.
/Repetitive *and* horny. Call me ladies!
His next one takes place in Africa and is called Zombezi. Getting geographical up in this bitch.
When I kill people and eat their brains, I call it Donk of the Dead.
My favorite part of the trailer is when we are supposed to all titillated by the armored truck going 25 mph through a few planks of wood. Then all the guns sound like my father’s air rifle. It’s actually quite sad.
*Sighs, wishes for another unnecessary Gerald Posner thread*
I prefer zombies from the valley. They’re not metaphors, they’re similes.
Like, braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnns!
See, now that’s in intriguing title, wellDe, cuz right away I’m like who are these titfuckers and what noun do they possess?
From the looks of the trailer, he should have called it “Beer For My Zombies”.
@boPa–exactly. Metaphor!
I just figured it out, “Of the Dead” is an anagram for “Hat Do Feed”, which is of course Korean for “big titted asian chicks in school girl outfits playing volleyball and its cold out”.
I’d rather go play my favorite Nintendo game, “64″.
I call having sex Bonk of the Dead
They should call it “Uff Da Dead”.
Don’t answer that.
If this movie starred 50 Cent, it’d be called, “Get Dead or Die Trying”.
This is taking from my Chodin autobio I was writing “Fuck of the Dead”.
This is better than my documentary about barren women, “Ova Dead”.
Fuck this MadLibs of a movie title.
I’d rather watch a movie about trying to make cows fly, “Udderly Dead”
My hippie friend is a big fan of the dead.
*door creeps open, chodin limps into thread moaning like the living dead*
How’d you guys like the impression of my dick?
Note to self: Go buy a Powerball ticket tonight. I need to get myself a piece of the bread.
I’ll be in the corner.
Lexi Alexander’s next flick will be called ‘Without A Fucking Chance”.
Michael Bay’s next movie will be called “Explosion Sounds”.
Tyler Perry’s next movie will be called “Black”.
GEORGE ROMERO IS LAZY
If that isn’t redundant, then I don’t know what is that would be redundant.
McG’s next movie will be called “Shit Bomb”
{runs in, slams/locks door, braces back agaisnt door}
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! It’s everywhere out there man! Everywhere! Game over man!
Fucking WORK! Do you know what this means! Do YOU?!
(whispers)…i…was…productive…
Quentin Tarantino’s next movie is going to be called “Gerald Posner’s Face”
Lucas’s next will be called Raping Memories.
Frank Miller’s next movie will be called “Nun Rolling Down Some Stairs”
Pauly, since when does Tarantino do horror?
Shamylamadingdong’s will be Because You’re Retarded.
Wait, I totally blew the gag there, should have read;
Shamylamadingdong’s will be Because Your Retarded.
Woody Allen’s next movie will be called “Chicks That I Somehow Am Going To Bang”.
Bernie Mac’s new one will be “…”
Zack Snyder’s next movie will be called “Green”.
Wes Anderson’s will be Better Get Really High First.
The new Zac Efron vehicle Hmmmph mmmh GAH! [spit}.
Geroge Rometo thinks this is gonna be shit.
AAAAHH!! Sweet shit smeared baby jeebus!! The work! It’s coming throught the basement!! Yaarrrggghhh!!!
Vance’s next post will be called Hopefully a Better Offering Than the Lame Fucking Zombie One.
Hey, just a thought. Anybody heard from Fek today?
Adam Shankman’s next movie will be called “Pussies”.
Isn’t Fek in Arizona this week?
Oh yeah, I forgot . . . they don’t have the interweb in Arizona.
None.
Oh, that ‘slpains it.
Razing Arizona?
When he returns from Arizona, life will be magical, because, wherever he goes, it will always be better than Tuscon.
(anybody else see Hamlet 2?)
Jennifer Aniston’s next movie is going to be called “String of Cliches starring self-important cunt.”
*Gets up from desk, cracks knuckles, then quickly turns and runs*
Gerald Posner’s head is Zombie proof.
is anyone awake?
Robo, it is Tucson. And I have not seen Hamlet 2, but I have the pleasure of living in Tucson. Which ‘splaims alot.
George Romero is lazy? He had better not be. He’s doing the tile in my kitchen.
What I like about Arizona is that you don’t have to shoot at a stripper’s feet to make them dance, anymore.
Fun Fact: All Mexicans in Arizona look like the Frito Bandito.
George Romero is lazy? He had better not be. He’s doing the tile in my kitchen.
You mean Jorge y Romero, pinche cabron. You better pay them to. I know you still have tamales left over from the holidays.
Dor sho gha! How can His vacation be over already???
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Mexicans in Arizona look like the Frito Bandito.
Qaplah! Having recently returned from Phoenix, He can attest to this.
He can also attest that Mexicans are NOT bulletproof! Guy’cha!
George Romero is lazy?
He better not be. These hedges aren’t going to prune themselves.
Lanky Mangina is lazy.
GEORGE ROMERO IS LAZY
Yeah, I bet he’s up and working before nine fucking thirty.
Fek’s back! My brotha from anotha bumpy headed, Klingon motha!
Yeah, I bet he’s up and working before nine fucking thirty.
I’m still on the west coast. It’s fucking 6:54 right now. SAY YOU’RE SORRY!
Fine, Lince, you are sorry!
Yeah, I bet he’s up and working before nine fucking thirty.
I’m still on the west coast. It’s fucking 6:54 right now. SAY YOU’RE SORRY!
LALALALALA can’t hear you don’t care just ENTERTAIN ME LALALALALA
Oh, and new up!