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Oi, da Staf’ ‘eah.  So in dis scene, Oy’s Chev Chelios, an Oy’s worried dat Oy’s gonna doy unless oy knob dis fit bird – Oy fink it’s loike some koinda me’aphor for loife, donnit.  Roight, so dere Oy am inna middle a da fock’n Choina town, troyin ta give ‘er a knobbin, but she don’ wanna cuz dere’s too many Choinese cunts just standin’ round.  But Oy keep troiyin anyway cos it ain’ loike Oy got anyfing betta ta do, now doesn Oy?  So den Oy’s still troiyin ta get me knob wet when all uvva sudden da bird punches me roight inna Chevy Chase.  Oy’s stunned for a bit, but den Oy fink to moyself, “Oi, so dat’s ‘ow we’s gonna play it den, innit?” an’ Oy staht rippin da bird’s clovves off.  Den a course da fock’n bird finally decoides she fancies a shag, cos nuffin changes a bird’s moind loike pushin’ er down an tearin’ ‘er clovves off.  Anyway, Da Transpor’a or Crank or whateva it’s called, it’s a noice bloody fock’n movie.  Oy fink da moral a da fock’n story is dat all birds loike a good knobbin, no matta where dey is or ‘ow much of a foight dey put up, even if sometoimes you ‘ave to rip deir clovves off in fronna some Choinese cunts.  It’s a story as old as toime, innit.