Sources familiar with the dealmaking say Fox and Warner are close to a settlement over the rights to Watchmen, according to the Hollywood Reporter. WB had originally requested this Friday’s injunction hearing be moved up to Monday, but then changed their minds when negotiations between the two companies began going well. It now seems likely that the March 6th release will move forward as planned.
I bet how this went down was that the two lawyers were all up in each other’s faces and the WB lawyer was all like, “We made this movie! All you care about is making money!” and the Fox lawyer was all like, “It was our movie! You had no right to make it!” and then the WB lawyer was all, “I can’t even look at you!” and Fox was like, “I hate your guts!” and then all of a sudden they both throw down their briefcases and start making out and tear each other’s clothes off right there on the conference table. And then the judge would come by to see how things were going and the windows would be all fogged up and he would just look at the camera and go, “Huh, guess I’d better come back later.” I don’t about you guys, but I have a huge boner right now.
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I hope they reach a settlement soon. Just kidding. I hope they all choke to death.
Wow, I have never been so turned on by a post.
Ok, I have.
When I am 67 I’ll finally see this movie in the cinema and realize I wasted my life.
Lock them in a cell with Charles Bronson and tell them they don’t get out until a deal is agreed… Come to think of it, that is how all conflicts on Earff could be solved.
Lawyers getting down and dirty? I would watch that, but only if they’re men.
Whenever there are quotes in the title of the post, you know LiVance typed it with his penis.
In other news:
BRYCE, SUSPECTED PAEDO, ‘CLOSE’ TO ‘KDDIE’S PANTS’
My nerd boner just launched into the bottom of my desk and now I have a bruise on the top of my penis. It looks like the plant from Little Shop of Horrors. You bastards.
Lawyers getting down and dirty? Don’t give David E. Kelley any “ideas” for “new” shows.
/Fuck that guy
Banner pic: scene ends with them making out and birdman skewers the chick’s eye with his beak. Then she gets raped a lot in prison because she winks at everybody.
/Why would she go to prison?
//Don’t ask questions, I’m trying to steal a joke here.
In my rape fantasy, Eibmoz plays the part of the first Silk Spectre. I know you’re thinking that would make me The Comedian, right?
Wrong.
I’m’ still Gambit, bitches!
Dr. Steve: Your penis ate Steve Martin?
Isn’t that gay slang?
*Quickly jots down idea for Crotchmen, the porn rip-off*
The Night Owl 2 looks like a peeping Tom for sure. You wouldn’t want to wake up and see him bashing one out perched on your window ledge…
I can’t wait!
No I can.
(Flashback to a few months ago, in a Hollywood restaurant) Warner Bros man: “You know, we need a way to hype this movie.”
Fox man: “Well, we could sue you. I mean, we already have lawyers on staff, it won’t cost us anything. Sure, it’ll be a frivolous lawsuit that wastes the court system’s time, but who the hell cares?”
Warner Bros man: “Brilliant, dude! We’ll get a lot of free press coverage and publicity! Then we’ll settle it out of court, ha ha!”
Fox man: “Hail Satan!”
Not only has my penis eaten Steve Martin, but the swollen tip was the inspiration behind every part Carl Weathers ever played.
I heard that Dr. Steve’s penis is the only thing that can stop Gary Busey once he get’s ‘the crazy eyes’.
The SIlk Spectre is also what I call it when I make a diaper out of my mom’s fancy window dressings.
The silk spectre is what I call my jizz at it makes its way through the air on to my mothers face. I mean your mother. Fuck! Why did I buy a keyboard without a backspace button?
I’m almost excited enough to not care. I guess you could say I’m “tingling with indifference.”